Had A D Dream But I Couldnt C Tell You What It Was About Because It Was Completely In French.

Had a d dream but I couldn’t c tell you what it was about because it was completely in French.

All I know is that it was hilarious.

Also I do not knew French.

Had a dream last night that I was tired of living in America so I decided to move to Russia of all places

BUT! The only way I could see comfortably living there was to assassinate Putin which I successfully did somehow. I have zero physical capabilities so idk dream me is baller I guess.

ANYWAY

then I met this super cute Russian boy and we lived happily ever after. 💕😂

I’m gonna start sharing my dreams as I dream every single night.

Last night I was playing animal crossing in my dream and I was doing all the normal things, catching fish selling them to timmy and Tommy etc…

EXCEPT!

Not only were my villagers were lions (none of them actually are) but I was a lion. Idk why but lions have become a reacquiring thing in my dreams and I’ve never really thought about lions in like any particular way?

Me 😂

Work dream alert! 🚨

So I work at a fancy lil coffee shop called ✨Dutch bros✨and I had a funny dream where Dutch bros and like an alcoholic bar was combined together.

And the night before opening day we had a party to celebrate with the managers and my coworkers the like all having fun you know.

And we also get to like go in the store and see what it looks like mess with the equipment and just in all figure out how everything works and stuff. Well I go in to see to and in like the matter of 30 seconds I manage to figure out how to break EVERYTHING FLIPPING THING in the the store in an impressive fell swoop.

I’m so embarrassed by this I run 5 miles all the way home leaving my car and everything behind.

Had another dream where I wrote a book written by Jane Austen.

So it was about a man who felt woman would not love him in the way that he was so he teams up with a raven. This raven is actually a demon and possessed this man.

Everyone in town was afraid of this man expect one girl and the man and her start a courtship.

Unfortunately I woke up around this time so I don’t know whatever happened to the couple.