Y/n: Sorry It Took Me So Long To Bail You Out Of Jail

y/n: sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

camilo: no its my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police

y/n: please, I'm begging you to go to a doctor

camilo: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? stay out of it

mirabel: isabela... how do I begin to explain isabela?

abuela: isabela is flawless

luisa: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000

dolores: I hear they do car commercials... in japan

mariano: one time they punched me in the face... it was awesome

y/n: we need to distract these guys

camilo: leave it to me

camilo: centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

julieta, pepa, and bruno: *immediately begin arguing*

mirabel, watching in horror: oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

camilo: bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something

y/n: camilo, you don't have bad luck

y/n: the reason bad things keep happening to you is because you're a dumbass

camilo: so what's for dinner?

y/n, staring at the food they just burnt: regret.