Camilo Madrigal X Reader Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

y/n: you often use humour to deflect trauma

camilo: thank you

y/n: I didn't say that was a good thing

camilo: what I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

y/n: please, I'm begging you to go to a doctor

camilo: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? stay out of it

camilo: am I going too far?

y/n: no, no, no. you went too far about seven hours ago

y/n: now you're going to prison

camilo: bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something

y/n: camilo, you don't have bad luck

y/n: the reason bad things keep happening to you is because you're a dumbass

y/n: hey, you want some leftovers?

camilo: what's that?

y/n: you've never had leftovers??

camilo: no, because I'm not a quitter

y/n: I trust camilo

mirabel: you think they know what they're doing?

y/n: I wouldn't go that far

y/n: we need to distract these guys

camilo: leave it to me

camilo: centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

julieta, pepa, and bruno: *immediately begin arguing*

mirabel, watching in horror: oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

camilo: don't worry, I got a plan

mirabel: alright.

camilo: traitorsaywhat?

y/n: excuse me?

camilo: what?

mirabel:

camilo:

camilo: no wait-

y/n: okay, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had.

y/n: camilo's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. we can't get them out...

camilo: so what's for dinner?

y/n, staring at the food they just burnt: regret.

y/n: sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

camilo: no its my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police

camilo: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis

y/n: you're like 15 years old

camilo: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

y/n: *holding a bottle* is this whiskey or perfume?

camilo: *chugs entire bottle*

camilo: it's perfume.

camilo: whaddya call a fish with no eye?

y/n, not looking up: myxine circifrons

camilo:

camilo: fsh

camilo: you're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you

y/n: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule

camilo: absolutely not.

camilo: come on, I wasn't that drunk last night

mirabel: you were flirting with y/n

camilo: so what? they're my partner

mirabel: you asked them if they were single

camilo:

mirabel: and then cried when they said they weren't

y/n: what's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

dolores: disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

camilo: smad.