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Give Me One Margarita
Give me one margarita
Cus I wish I was dead
Give me two margaritas
I still wish I was dead
Give me three margaritas
Imma lose all of my family
Give me four margaritas
Imma disappoint myself, geez
Give me five margaritas
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Her name is Katalin Karikó. Hungarian. Daughter of a butcher. Her thesis work became the basis of the mRNA vaccine technology. Read the article here.
Anyway I think queer people should get to host gender reveal parties as adults. We could be like 'Hey trusted friends, I have something to announce at a party' and then they arrive and there's a grey cake and everyone's like 'Oh my goooooood' and they cut into it and inside are layers of whichever pride flag fits our gender/orientation and everyone loses their shit and eats cake and then we all sit round and play One Night Ultimate Werewolf.
Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from
Except suddenly, after decades of loving pizza, your entire family is gluten intolerant, and trying to convince you that you are/will be, too.
Being aromantic is like pizza. Extremely awesome