Im An Asshole - Tumblr Posts

Give me one margarita

Cus I wish I was dead

Give me two margaritas

I still wish I was dead

Give me three margaritas

Imma lose all of my family

Give me four margaritas

Imma disappoint myself, geez

Give me five margaritas

🧃💃🏾🛌

I've heard rumors of mic in the new chapter but he's irrelevant but I dont care where is he. I wanna see his miserable face

My hobbies include watching horror movies on the communal tv and ruining the algorithm for everyone else in the house (who don’t like horror movies)

You, you thought I was gonna give ya the whole surprise at once? Naw, man. Have fun waiting for twelve hours :D

(look at previous post for context)

I am very excited for tomorrow, you guys have no idea

Story time

My sophomore year of high school in my history class we had to come up with our own country. Me being the little shit that I am ripped off the whole bioshock infinite game. I basically told the whole story without Elizabeth and booker. I talked about Columbia and how it was founded and even talked about daisy Fitzroy's rebellion and the fall of Colombia. I even printed the pictures from the game because we had to make a representation of the city. I used the flag from tangled as the country's flag and said they old dressed like the were from black butler. And my teacher was fuckin impressed by this shit. Like he knew absolutely nothing. My friend walked up to me later and says "fucking really"? And that's how bioshock got me an A.