Tragedy Is When A Man Has So Much Failwife Potential & Yet Gets Assigned Suave Dom By The Fandom And

tragedy is when a man has so much failwife potential & yet gets assigned suave dom by the fandom and isn't allowed to be anything else. chin up king your loser energy is seen and appreciated. by me

"control it,,, dominate it. Like you!"

prompt 4/16/24: favorite scene

i... uh... i... i am normal i swear!

@renfield-anniversary

song in my head- Marilyn Manson, Fated, Faithful, Fatal.

@casualnearenjoyer you're absolutely right here you go

Matt: what're you guys gonna do shoot?

Kira Guards: what ? us? The silly men holding the automatics aimed at you? Ofc not we're just playing, we're like grus minions but instead of the most evil person we serve the most gay person we meet, have a nice gay day sir.

Matt: will do!

Dn part 2 fix it

Takada : can you look away or give me someyhing to cover myself pls?

Mello: Ma'am I'm gay and you're evil

one of the funniest things about Light Yagami is that he is So aware of himself and So invested in Not Being Perceived As Strange that he has no real grasp on what an actual human interaction should look like. he knows what a Perfect interaction should look like, sure; he knows how to appear effortlessly charming and how to assuage suspicion, but the issue with that is that he reacts to really stressful and bizarre situations in an unnaturally prim and proper way, and then somehow can't understand why that makes him look even weirder. like. okay. this man with the darkest eyebags you've Ever seen and ever Will see walks up to you during your college entrance ceremony and says, "yeah, I'm L. best detective in the world." and Light goes through seven Completely Understandable And Normal Reactions in his head before he settles on, "y'know what would be the normal thing to do here? to completely fabricate my reaction so that I seem as disengeuous at possible! I can't have this guy think that I learned how to interact with other human beings from anywhere else but PBS KIDS! I have to react like Chief Yagami's totally normal son would!!" and like, that's all good and well, but if you were Actually Normal and not the weirdest person on planet earth, you'd have probably looked at the little cryptid and said, "uhm, actually I think that you're a filthy liar and also you dress stupid. why do you exist in greyscale."