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Out of all of your characters who do you think is

The hottest?

The stinkiest? (Farts, feet, armpits)

The gassiest?

The biggest bully?

kind of a tough one, a lot of characters I've based off a handful of "models" based on guys I know,

The "hottest" for me would be Mike (The Bet) or Andy (A New Life), being larger, beefy, blonde, hairy butt, very cuddly but their ass and gas is deadly

Stinkiest I'd think maybe Amad from Fraternity Fart Boy because I imagine him being a very hairy slob, but maybe someone more athletic and sweaty would fit like John from the Human Chair

Gassiest goes to Luke for having IBS and able to fart on command and loves tormenting weaker guys

Biggest Bully has to be Zack for using his family power and the threat of the legal system just to force a guy to be his fart slave lol

Is Mike from The Bet gay,bi, something else?

I guess he would be bi, leaning toward gay. When I first wrote it I thought of the guys as being bi but too "masc" and homophobic to be real about it so they act "str8"

Reblog if you give rimjobs for your own pleasure

Would you consider writing a hyper fart story next ?

what does hyper fart mean?

What happens to Farty McFartface once Luke joins the company?!?! Does Chris from the bet get hired too? So many possibilities!

Ah that will come soon. Zack was happy to learn about the new guy's form of bullying and will let him play around with Farty's nose

I always liked the domination and power aspect of your stories, maybe something with an unlucky gas magnet, that it doesn't matter what he does, he always end up being under one's ass.

lol always in the wrong place at the wrong time

I've seen some ideas I like, such as a guy being buried in sand by his friends and they duct tape his mouth and put a lounge chair over him and let some guy lay on it and relax, his ass smothering the guy's face and filling his nose with ass funk

Even though I'm not the biggest fan of bullying stories, I did really enjoy your Lost Bet: Super Bowl Fart Couch story and the Camping Trip Bullies stories. I was wondering if you'd write a fart contest story one day or a story where 2 guys are stinking up a camping tent/cabin?

I can def think of a fart contest happening during a camping trip, not sure if it would get sexual or just guys having fun with their gas

I have an idea for a fart story!! A guy secretly taking pictures of two big beefy guys at the gym, when I mean beefy I mean huge everything huge asses and all, and he gets caught and have to sniff and kiss there farting holes 🤤🤤

Ah I can see that, would be a sequel to the alley behind the bar story

How do you feel about dutch oven farts??

Gross but cute and fun

When are you posting your old stories?

Soon, it's overwhelming to find all of them and to format and stuff, will try sharing at least one a day for this week

Are you not going to be updating the deviantart anymore?

I'll be keeping both updated bc im nervous about accounts getting deleted

Story Ideas

As I said I'll be posting old stories on here, plus some newer ones that I've been working on (my process is always slower than I want it to be, blame ADHD)

Meanwhile, I'm always open to hearing ideas for scenarios to use in stories and will try to post more one-off works instead of ongoing series,

How do you think Zack from the office would react to a guy checking his ass out?

Hm not sure... I'm thinking if he's with friend he'd call them out and say something like "oh you love my ass fag? Wanna get closer? I'll let you kiss it," hoping he gets a chance to fart in his face and entertain his friends

Caught Behind the Bar

This is an old story I wrote inspired by a real conversation I overheard while standing at a bar. Two straight guys (I assume?) were talking about their friend's huge cock and how hung he was, and then the guy walked up to them and they said "speak of the Devil" and I was turned on beyond belief.

~3k words

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It was a chilly autumn night and I had just gotten out of work when my roommates texted me and asked me to pick up a pizza from the local bar and grill. That’s how this all started; a boring night in with me grabbing some pizza.

I walked into the place and it was packed. Saturday night and all. Full tables chatting over mozzarella sticks and BBQ wings. I went up the hostess to make my order for takeout. It’s just me and my two roommates Connor and Jesse, but they want two large pizzas. We’ll just be playing video games and having pizza and beer.

The hostess said, “if you want you can wait at the bar and we’ll bring the food out when it’s ready.”

I thanked her, sat, and ordered a beer. I didn’t mind sitting at bars alone like this. Sometimes I’d people-watch or try to make up backstories and conversations. But I was tired from work so I had my phone out and was playing a mindless game. Several minutes passed by, and I overheard something being said by a guy a few seats away from me,

“…it’s so big, it’s like he’s got a whole other person down there.”

I blinked, and smirked. I had no idea what he was talking about, but it sounded like innuendo.

But then he continued, “and he doesn’t shave so it’s like a full head of hair.” I glanced up at him, he was a cute guy, messy black hair, pretty thin, and talking to a guy who was bigger with a beer gut and sweats.

The chubby guy said “I don’t get the guys that don’t shave their pubes; girls like it smooth.”

His friend said, “Eh, I like feeling wild.”

My heart skipped a beat. These two guys were talking about their junks in the middle of a crowded bar! I felt my dick get hard at the thought of them naked. This was too crazy. I pulled out my phone to text Jesse the whole convo. He and I are gay and we like to text each other about the hot guys we see or hear in public.

As I did, I heard the thin guy say, “but yeah, I don’t know, Danny’s genes are great. He’s like a horse down there,”

This was crazy. They’re talking about how big their friend’s cock is. I quickly added that in the message to Jesse. My fingers were going so fast I made spelling errors.

Jesse replied: lol omgggg tell them you’ll suck them off

I smirked. Of course I wouldn’t. But I could dream.

“Well speak of the devil,” I heard the larger guy boom. I looked up and saw the hottest stud in the area. He had short brown hair, a strong jaw, the sleeves of his hoodie were halfway up his arms, and he had jeans that showed off his thighs. I thought I was going to drool from the thought of his huge cock in his pants, underneath that thick bush.

“What are you guys talking about?” He had a sexy voice too, fuck.

“You. Just jealous.” the thin friend smiled. But they changed the subject.

I texted that bit of the convo to Jesse too.

Jesse: holy shittt dude you gotta take a pic

That was another thing we did; take quick creep shots of the hot guys we saw, and go on about how much we’d want to be fucked by them and stuff. Maybe it wasn’t polite but hey I was a guy in my 20s at the time. Glancing over my shoulder, I made sure the hostess wasn’t looking toward me, and that no one was standing behind me. I brought my phone up and tried to make an inconspicuous angle to get them in the shot. I took a couple pics of Danny, who had taken off his hoodie. He had a tight grey shirt and big muscular arms. This guy def went to the gym a lot. And he didn’t shave his crotch, and he had a huge dick that his friends were jealous of. What a fucking alpha. I managed to take five quick pictures, and sent the best one to Jesse.

Jesse: wow if you don’t suck him off i will

Again, I smiled. I kept drinking my beer.

Several minutes later, I glanced up and noticed that Danny was staring at me. His friend, the bigger one who had his back to me, also turned around and gave me a quick look. I dropped my gaze to my phone. Why were they staring me down? I started to feel my stomach drop. Did they catch me taking pics? No, how could they know? Has to be something else, maybe they’re not even looking at me, I thought. My pizzas were ready so a guy from the kitchen brought them out to me. I thanked him, balanced them in my arm, and headed out the door.

The moon was bright in the alleyway. I was walking through there as a shortcut to get to the parking lot across the street where my car was. I was maybe halfway down the alley when I heard footsteps getting closer behind me. “Hey, fuckface.”

I jumped and nearly screamed from the surprise. I twisted around and saw him; Danny and his two friends. He looked angry. “Am I ugly or something?”

“H,huh?”

“You taking pics of me and my friends for some reason,” he went on, “so what is it, you think my face is funny?”

I was caught off guard. “No, that’s, no I wasn’t,”

The three of them got right up to me, Danny was staring down right into my eyes. I didn’t know what to do. I wanted to run, just throw the pizzas down and run like hell. But I felt frozen, their eyes locking me in place.

“I’ll give you three seconds to tell me what your deal is or your teeth get knocked out. One,”

“You’re really hot,” I gulped, “Your friend was talking about your huge cock and I thought it was hot and I wanted to show my gay friend a pic of you,”

It just spilled out of me. My face was burning red. This felt like karma coming back for me after all the creep pics I took. I don’t even know why I thought the truth was ok, because as I said it, I was worried that would make him even more mad. But instead, I saw him start to smile, and his buddies were laughing.

“Wait, you guys said that?”

“I did,” said the thin one, “I noticed after the gym yesterday.”

“Gee, Lou, what can I say,” he shrugged. Then he looked back at me, “Well why didn’t ya say so,” his breath reeked strongly of beer.

“I’m sorry though, I’ll delete them,” my voice was shaky. I just wanted to go home.

“Eh, sure but,” he looked at his friends with a smile, “following you out here cost us our seats. That bar is too packed for those to be open for long.” He slowly took the pizzas off my arm and handed them to the bigger friend, who set them neatly on the ground nearby. Danny’s large arm fell around my shoulder. I thought that he was def going to beat me to a pulp now, but I still felt so sick I couldn’t move.

He said, “I think you need to make it up to us, you know the stress of a stranger creeping on us, and taking three good old American boys away from our beer.”

“I’m sorry, I have money in my wallet,”

He laughed, “Oh no no no, your money’s no good here.” he rubbed my hair. “Tell you what’s gonna happen now; you’re gonna get on your knees, I’m gonna pull my pants down, and your gonna kiss my ass cheeks. Understand?”

No sound came out of my mouth. I was shocked at what he’d just said. But I felt myself nodding.

“Good. Hurry up now, I ain’t got all night.”

My knees went weak and I fell onto the ground. My whole body was trembling. Despite the fear from earlier, what this was turning into had made my dick shoot up rock hard. True to his word, Danny turned around, hands on either side of his waist, and sighed, I only got a glimpse of his jeans hugging his ass cheeks before he pulled them down and showed them to me bare. There was a light amount of light brown hair around the crack, the cheeks were smooth globes, really thick. I saw a freckle near the bottom of the right cheek.

“Well, what are you waiting for?” He said, “kiss my ass. Go on. Apologize.”

His friends were cackling. I leaned forward with my lips pursed, staring at his ass that only got bigger as I got closer. My lips met his warm skin, and I gave a big kiss on his left cheek.

“Uh, excuse me dude, but I think I said ‘cheeks’ plural.” I looked up and saw Danny wink to his friend whos laugh was bellowing in the alleyway.

“I’m sorry sir,” I stuttered, and quickly brought my face up to his right cheek to kiss it.

“Hah! Sir! Exactly,” he looked over his shoulder, “You’re not done down there. Keep going. Left, right, left, right,”

So I did. I kissed each cheek of his huge ass over and over. Being down there, I was hit by the smell. He hadn’t showered yet that day, and the musk that was being held up in his underwear was out. With each pass, I got another hint of his ass crack, his gooch, his ball sack. I saw the hair under his ass around his balls. And his friends were still laughing at me. My cock was rock hard and drooling in my pants.

“Doing a great job boy, keep it up.” I looked up and saw that he was giving the thumbs up and smiling at his friend, who was holding his phone. A bright light shone and I realized too late that they were taking pictures of us. This was humiliating. This was the karma I deserved.

“Wait I got an idea, uh, stop.” so I did. He whispered something to his friend Lou. Lou smiled an evil smile, and he took of his shoe to pull off his sock. I was so confused. He handed the sock to Danny, who then turned around, grabbed each massive cheek, and pulled them apart to show me his asshole. I stared into it; it was tiny and pink surrounded by a tuft of brown hair. I thought I was going to cum right there.

“What do you see in front of you?”

“Your asshole, sir,”

“Correct! You’re smarter than you look.” that got a couple laughs, “Ok so, part two of your punishment; I haven’t showered today, so this sock is going in your mouth and your nose is going right there in my asshole, and you’re going to breathe in my stink for the next couple minutes while I have a quick conference with my boys here. Got it?”

My heart was racing. “Yes sir.”

“Good.” without more instruction, he let go of one cheek to hand the sock to me. I bunched it up into a ball and shoved it into my mouth as he pulled his cheeks apart again. The taste of Lou’s sweat took over my tongue, and with no other way to breathe but my nose, I fell forward and plugged it into Danny’s asshole. He dropped his cheeks and they suctioned over my face, making it very hard to breathe, and what little I could breathe was pure ass fumes. The stink of a man’s shithole at the end of a long day.

Meanwhile, I noticed just over the cusp of his ass cheeks blocking my vision, he leaned forward to huddle with his friends and whisper more plans. My fingers were clenching and grabbing at my jeans, partly because of the horrible stink, but mostly because I’d wanted to touch myself so bad. I’d never done anything like this with another man before. I used to be too shy to mention any dom and sub stuff. But this man, he must have spotted me as a faggot a mile away, he was ready to humiliate me like this in front of his friends. I prayed for him to fart up my nose and laugh at me like the sick little pig I am.

Sadly, in those few minutes of breathing nothing but ass funk, he didn’t fart. When he was done talking to his friends, he peeled his cheeks off my face and told me to spit out the sock, so I did. The stink was still covering my face and I had a feeling I would cum if I even moved my legs.

“Ok so we don’t have that much time, so you only have two more things to do.” Danny said, “Lemme introduce you to my friends. This here is Lou. And this here we call Moose. They’re gonna drop their pants too and you’re gonna get some cardio in kissing all of our cheeks. Then when we’re tired of that, we’ll pull those cheeks apart and you’re going to kiss our assholes. Got it?”

“Yes sir.”

“Perfect. Let’s start.”

As he said, the two friends turned away from me and yanked their pants down. Lou’s ass on the left, Moose’s on the right, and Danny’s in the middle. I stared at the row of asses in front of me and went to work, crawling behind and planting kisses on each cheek down the line. I got to Moose’s giant cheeks and gave each one a peck before going backward. It was crazy. I shivered in the chilly air as my lips met Danny’s cheeks again, and my knees hurt scrambling to kiss Lou’s ass.

“Like a typewriter,” Danny laughed, and made a loud “Ding!” noise when I got to the front of the row again. The others laughed, staring at me. I saw Moose whip out his phone to take a picture. When I kissed their cheeks again going back down to his end, his hands reached back grabbing his large hairy cheeks and spread them,

PRRRRPRRPRPP

They all howled in laughter as I had to move into the fart cloud to kiss his ass. The stink was gross, even outside it stayed put.

After a few more minutes, Danny said, “Alright boys, spread em” and all together they yanked their cheeks apart, flashing me their assholes, “Kiss each brown star, and take your time; this is a great opportunity that you should savor.”

At Lou’s ass, I trembled and leaned in to kiss his pink hole. Obeying Danny’s command, I stayed there for a few moments, pushing my lips up against it, before pulling back and crawling to him. He eagerly kept his cheeks apart for me, and again I pressed my lips hard against him, trying to push into his hole. I could smell his musk on my lips as I left. When I got to Moose, I was about to close my eyes,

PPTPTTTT

Another chuckle. “Hold on, hold on,”

PRTRPTRPTRPTR

They kept laughing evilly, and he said, “Alright I’m out of farts now, dig in.” I leaned into his musky hairy trench, fighting against the stink of his nasty farts, and gave his asshole a deep kiss.

“How do you feel, fag?” Danny asked.

I could smell all of their assholes on my lips, and I shivered, “dirty,”

“Good. Are you dirty enough to suck me off in this alleyway?” My heart stopped. He pulled his cock out from the waistband of his boxers, a heavy and thick looking beast under his black bush, and he said “make all your dreams come true?”

“Yes sir,”

He guided me behind a dumpster. Lou and Moose kept look out while I stayed on my knees and slowly took Danny into my mouth. I gagged before he was even halfway in, flaccid. I had to back up and focus on his head for a bit to get him hard. He was already excited from humiliating me earlier and feeling me against his asshole. I licked around his cock head and it got harder, and larger.

“Can you even take it?”

“I don’t know,”

“First time for everything.”

I went down and pushed against my gag reflex to swallow him. It was hard, and it was painful at first, but I made myself breathe and took the whole thing into my throat. I gagged and drooled on his cock, up and down, making him moan and laugh, until his moaning got louder. I felt his fingers dig into my hair, forcing me down. I started choking on the thick spurt of cum that shot into my throat, more and more. I felt sick from gagging, but my throat muscles tightened around him too much and it was like I was milking the cum out of him, so he wouldn’t let me up. After his dick started to shrink back to normal, I got back to regular breathing and sucked on it to keep it warm, tasting the last but of cum that dribbled out.

“You did a great job fag.” he pet my head like a dog. He pulled out of my mouth. I coughed and gasped, leaning against the building.

“Your pizza is over there,” Moose told me. It was so bizarre, they were acting like they didn’t just bully me into kissing their asses and then deep throat their friend behind a fucking dumpster. Were these guys crazy? Or just used to this? Did they do this kind of stuff often?

And Danny said, “If you ever want to blow me or my friends, here’s my number.” and gave me some scratch paper.

I blinked, “Thanks.”

They never asked my name, didn’t even look back, as the three of them got back to talking about the next football game or something, as if none of this ever happened. I trembled in the dark. Jesse would never believe me…

Not a road trip but I do remember ripping ass in my best friend's car and it fucking stunk. Made the whole air rank with like...I guess eggy or broccoli like? Hard to describe but it was a disgusitng smell only I could love. So yeah he was pissed because it was in the middle of winter and it was near 0 or below so we only cracked the windows a bit. Car stunk for 15 min even with the windows open because as cold as it was, there wasn't enough wind to carry my stink away. I was proud of my ass that day.

Imagine your otp going on a long road trip somewhere. On the road, they’re forced to eat at greasy fast food restaurants since they can’t find any others. This causes them both to have enormous amounts of gas, and they take pleasure in keeping the windows up and making the car a noxious dutch oven for the whole trip.

I’ve been so curious about Drew and Zack’s relationship. Obviously both can be sadistic fart bullies. But how did Zack become that way? Did his father encourage him to fart on wimps? Did Zack grow up seeing his dad fart on weaker men and want to do it too? Have the father son duo ever bullied anyone with their gas together? So intrigued

Lol the lore is expanding!

So my idea, hm, Drew was president of the fraternity that does the "Fart Boy" hazing, I think that his son learns about it, wants his own personal fart boy, so Drew laughs along and helps select the perfect face to be Zack's chair. I love the mix of immaturity and degradation. It's a stupid childish prank, but also an evil way of showing power.

I’m obsessed with my older brother’s friend lol he’s not even someone people would say is that conventionally attractive but to me he’s gorgeous. So big and hairy, and he always smells like straight up man. He’s even farted around me before. Just ripped them casually a few times and then smirked afterwards ughhh

He usually stars in your stories when I read them haha. Especially ones like The Bet and The Camping Trip where it’s easy to fill him into the role of one of my older brother’s friends. So thank you for helping me with my passion and desire to be the fart sniffer of someone who will likely never see me that way 🥵

Haha glad to hear! My older cousin's best friend isn't super big but he seems hairy and every time I see him I imagine him sitting his jeans on my face

the other day I was with two friends, felt gas, and moved to a corner to rip. Was loud and sputtered in a nasty way and the stink was so thick it spread across the room and my friends freaked out and opened windows, turned on a fan and candles, sprayed etc and told me to go into my room to fart the rest of the night. Smh overreaction but it was really eggy and sulphuric

uhmmm gassy boys??!? gassy boys who love to tell me about their farts??!

Reposting Stories:

So even though the original blogs were deleted, the stories are still up via reblogs. I will repost them here so its easier to keep track of but Im glad that they werent completely taken downaybe silly but I love that I found a "community" who I can bond with over our love for all things nasty and stinky

Colorful farts that deal rpg status effects… Toxic green poison farts that stink you bad it hurts, yellow paralyzing gas that traps you in a cloud where you can't move or do anything but sniff, blue sleeping gas that fries your brain with enough stink to knock you out, and pink gas that charms you into loving to bury yourself in someone's rancid ass and keep sniffing those farts like you need them to live

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Same friend knocked on my door this evening and when I opened it I was graced with the view of him bending over and mooning me his naked ass. I stared at the hairs poking out of his crack as he let out a loud obnoxious fart that stunk up the doorway. This isn't a joke or a lie, just another beautiful moment living with my immature str8 roommate who loves fart humor

will post stories soon.

meantime I want to share an experience that happened to me a couple weeks ago. Was at a party with friends and I saw one of them standing in the corner. So I walked up to him to chill w my drink.

“Got gassy so I came here to let it all out

I laughed with him as he said “oh this is a real stinker I can feel it…

I laughed and then the stink hit me. it was as rancid as he warned. I even held my nose smiling “ugh thats disgusting”

He smirked “im not done” and turned around, pushing his butt out toward me as he quietly let more deadly gas seep out.

“get your butt away from me!” I laughed and that encouraged him to keep pushing his cheeks out toward me

was a funny moment at the party. he has no idea how often ive thought about it since

I Love Farts

Hello everyone, I was sevenbillionasscheeks, 7kbuttcheeks, and on deviantart bluedinosaur77. I'm back to post my stories again. I've written dozens of gay fart fetish stories because I love men's asses, str8 guys stink, and farts. Reposting stories will take some time but I'll try updating with my old stuff as well as current series etc. I don't want this blog to be deleted so I'll be text only and hope that tumblr doesn't purge me again.

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