8bitbreadbox - Free. Your Soul. Beyond. Reality.

You live in a very haunted house, but it’s not that bad. The voices in the basement remind you of your laundry and tell you to check the boiler, the rat size talking spider keeps the pests away and is a pretty good therapist, and the victorian ghost children are great friends with your kids.

I start my first day at the antimemetics division

some of my favourite sign fails <3

I swear to God if I finish another S-tier SCP article only to find out after the fact that it was written by djkaktus I am going to scream

If the Espada had phones Aizen would call Ulquiorra at random hours of the day in a drunken stupor and complain about anything and everything