Sorry About The Long Pause, I Lost My Sketchbook And It's Taken Me A While To Get A New One. But Anyway,
Sorry about the long pause, I lost my sketchbook and it's taken me a while to get a new one. But anyway, have another Sissel!
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Bird Brain
A blue blur flittered past Jowd’s face and onto the head of a green haired, very short man.
“Damn Bird!”
“She doesn’t do anything, Jowd.”
“Except bother me”.
“She just sits on my head,” Pigeon Man protested. “If you don’t like it, that’s your problem”.
“She sits. On your head.”
“Yes.”
“That’s all?”
“Yes”.
“She doesn’t eat, sleep, anything. She just sits on your head.”
They both knew where this was going. Jowd was going to make a snarky comment. Pigeon Man braced himself in the silence before the storm.
“So, like pige-on, pige-off except it doesn’t”.
“That was so bad.” Pigeon Man replied, slightly underwhelmed. “I thought you could do better”
“Hey, I’m just making these up on the fly!”
“Yeah, well toucan play at that game”
Jowd’s face switched from a smile to mocking surprise. “This is cruel, you’re robin me of my jokes!”
“They’re very cheep”.
“Owl say so”.
“Wouldn’t it be Owl’d?”
“No time for grammar when you’re punning on a roll, Bird Brain”.
Pigeon man rolled his eyes. “Crow up and get out of here”.
“Never” Jowd was smirking now, and with another snarky remark they would be laughing, but he was waiting. The time had to be right. The stage had to be set for the ultimate joke.
But his face dropped as he realised…
“I’m out of bird puns”.
there are like five rules to life and those rules are
1. eat 3 meals a day
2. always have a non alcoholic drink with you
3. never trust anything you think about your life after 8-9pm
4. do a little something for urself every day
5. interact with a Beast at least once a day (human, feline, canine, lizard, bird, etc)
and the secret 6th rule:
6. if you can't do all of those rules, just do the ones you can
guardian angel but instead of being sent as a gift from god or whatever they just hit someone with their car and felt so bad about it that they appointed themself as their guardian angel to make up for it
I started a new disco game and he wasnt there. Straight up just didnt exist.
King??????? Where are you