"whichever Will Get Me Team Awesome"

"whichever will get me team awesome" <3 - requested by @glacecakes

ps in light of recent events this post is dedicated to every single person on earth except chris sonnenburg 😌❤️

Terrible sick whumpees who hate when they get sick that:

- Refuse to lay down a while and think downing any medication available is gonna puff away the sickness.

- Doctor of the team gets sick and thinks the team is too inexperienced/careless to deal with them, so they take care of their vitals, stitching, etc all by themselves.

- “I’ll sleep it off” when they’re literally bleeding out whumpee.

- have whumper take care of them, but know they will pay in full for their mercy later.

- who don’t know how to use medication or stitch a wound, so they try every other remedy they know, making it worse.

- can’t move an inch from the bed, so they have to be spoon fed and helped for necessities and cry seas over it being humiliating.

- Still shaking and sick, but in better shape than other whumpees, so they swallow the discomfort and pain so they can take care of the others.

- “medication and rest? I don’t need medication and rest. That’s for the weak” *proceeds to collapse in high fever”

- Has been alone taking care of the sickness for so long, it has come to the point they can’t even keep food down more than a few minutes. So whumpee has to drag themselves in body and mind to someone who will help them.

learning how to hunt for the good fic on ao3 definitely has a learning curve but with time and effort and practice you too can develop a keen sense for how good a fic will be based on how unhinged the tags are

the most perfect and correct answer to #23 of my bug ask list has been found by my partner

Q: if you could rename any bug, which one and what would you call it?

A: replace any "lesser" or "common" in bug names with "special little"

examples:

special little Eastern bumblebee (Bombus impatiens)

special little appleworm (Grapholita prunivora)

special little brown scorpion (Isometrus maculatus)

all in favor please like and reblog

botw!varigo? botw!varigo.

also sleeveless turtleneck buffed varian

This is related to absolutely nothing. Absolutely nothing whatsoever.