But The Ineffable Plan Is-- Well, It's Ineffable, Isn't It?By Definition, We Can't Know It.

But the Ineffable Plan is-- well, it's ineffable, isn't it? By definition, we can't know it.

The way my jaw dropped

yeah, pretty much

no, I am not ok

Pt I good omens but i've never watched it

i've never seen good omens but it's all over my tumblr dash so this is what I've gathered can someone please confirm if i've got it right

there's a demon named crowley

there's a biblically inaccurate angel named aziraphale but like it's very sexy when the demon calls him 'angel'

the demon and angel have been married for 6000 years and they still keep looking at each other all sappily

Neil Gaiman is somehow involved, I think he's the writer but also he's on tumblr (uh, @neil-gaiman) and people keep questioning if he's real

is neil gaiman like a fandom inside joke why is everyone asking if he's real

there actors are called michael and david and amazon prime thought they were the same

there is a bookstore and crowley is sad

they kiss and it is very nice and desperate and crowley says we could have been us. i have no context for this. someone is going to heaven i think.

there is a god, i'm not sure if they're good or evil though

the demon wears sunglasses

it's a comedy but for some reason everyone's crying after whatever the last season was, are you guys okay

things are on fire

they are very gay

there was a book and at one point they switch bodies

more fire and crowley screaming

they are called ineffable husbands i dont know what that means

they fight crime or they do crime or they fight crime by doing crime i really cannot remember which

gay

ok, I will

do you like harry potter?

yes and i like the author

yes but i dislike the author

no but i like the author

no and i dislike the author

I'd love that

do you know what would be so funny? if Crowley and Aziraphale declared their love aggressively in a fight cause they just can't communicate their feelings properly and it would end with a wall slam but with A LOT of kissing

It's 3:54 am.

My mom is sleeping in the bed next to me.

She just mumbled something, and continued to sleep.

I have no idea what she said.

I think I heard something about graduation or graduating or something, but very vaguely.

When she is sleeping/sleepy, she acts like she's on drugs, and she says weird shit.

It's 4:01 now, I should go to sleep.