IT IS I, THE GREAT DINO CHEF PAPYRUS! NYEH HEH HEH! I HAVE PREPARED MY MASTERPIECE, A NEW CULINARY TREAT

IT IS I, THE GREAT DINO CHEF PAPYRUS! NYEH HEH HEH! I HAVE PREPARED MY MASTERPIECE, A NEW CULINARY TREAT THAT COMBINES DINOSAUR EGG OATMEAL WITH DINOSAUR CHICKEN NUGGIES! TRULY A BETTER MATCH UP OF FOOD COULD NOT EXIST!

When you make a random haha funny comment but people press you to elaborate so you keyboard smash a new AU where Papyrus is an excellent and eccentric chef that makes the best dino egg oatmeal + nuggies but you’re not allowed to eat any of it until you have dawned the ceremonial garments which are dinosaur onesies. Papyrus will offer you his if you forgot to bring your own, don’t worry though... he has special onesies under his regular onesies in case someone ever asks to try his masterpiece... probably?  DinoChef!Papyrus FIRST   [NEXT]

NYEH HEH HEH! HERE YOU ARE! YOUR FIRST KISS! I WILL STAY HERE ALL DAY AND NIGHT IF I MUST JUST TO ENSURE YOU SAVOR EACH ONE!

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UuuUuuuuUuuhhhh... a snow poff??? You’re looking for the snow poff, huh? Well uh... I think they went that way over there around that corner behind that area somewhere......................... please have mercy....

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HELLO HUMAN! I SEE THAT THESE HOT DEALS HAVE BROUGHT YOU TO MY BOOTH, NYEH HEH HEH! WELL I AM OFFICIALLY OPEN FOR THE DAY AND HAVE ALL THE KISSES TO OFFER! PLEASE, THERE IS NO NEED TO STAND STILL THERE IN AWE OF MY MAGNIFICIENCE, YOU MAY APPROACH THE GREAT PAPYRUS!

IT’S BEEN A SLOW DAY NYEH HEH... BUT I AM SURE IF I KEEP LOWERING THE COST THEN SURELY I WILL GET MORE CUSTOMERS! HOW ELSE WILL I RAISE FUNDS FOR THE MONSTER CULTURE PRESERVATION OF PUZZLES! SPIKES AND FLAMES... THE PILLARS OF YOUTH!!!

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@popatochisssp​ those tags had me busting out with laughter I had to draw the follow up. How the turns have tabled, indeed...

* it was just a prank, bro...

* whoops, watch where you sit down.

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Someone’s ready to throw  hands for their rightful serving of kisses!

Happy early Valentine’s Day @hashileio !!! To my dear Undyne friend! NGAAAAA!!!!! Also thank you again for the ko-fi!!! 💗💗💗

SO YOU WOULD LIKE TO TRY MY DINOSAUR EGG OATMEAL AND NUGGETS BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE THE APPROPRIATE DINOSAUR ONESIE ATTIRE FOR THIS FINE DINING  EXPERIENCE? THAT IS ALRIGHT, YOU CAN BORROW MINE! I ALWAYS  HAVE MY SPECIAL ONESIE THAT I WEAR UNDER MY REGULAR ONESIE IN CASE SOMEONE ASKS TO TRY MY COOKING! NYEH HEH HEH!

WAIT... WHERE IS THE OTHER ONESIE? I’M SURE I.... OH THAT’S RIGHT! SANS DID THE LAUNDRY LAST NIGHT AND SHRUNK EVERYTHING!!! WELL... I CAN FIX THIS, NYEH HEH... SINCE I AM THE ONE WITH A DINOSAUR ONESIE THAT MEANS I CAN HANDLE THE FOOD! I HOPE YOU DO NOT MIND IF I FEED YOU...  DinoChef!Papyrus [FIRST]     [NEXT]