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IT IS I, THE GREAT DINO CHEF PAPYRUS! NYEH HEH HEH! I HAVE PREPARED MY MASTERPIECE, A NEW CULINARY TREAT THAT COMBINES DINOSAUR EGG OATMEAL WITH DINOSAUR CHICKEN NUGGIES! TRULY A BETTER MATCH UP OF FOOD COULD NOT EXIST!

When you make a random haha funny comment but people press you to elaborate so you keyboard smash a new AU where Papyrus is an excellent and eccentric chef that makes the best dino egg oatmeal + nuggies but you’re not allowed to eat any of it until you have dawned the ceremonial garments which are dinosaur onesies. Papyrus will offer you his if you forgot to bring your own, don’t worry though... he has special onesies under his regular onesies in case someone ever asks to try his masterpiece... probably?  DinoChef!Papyrus FIRST   [NEXT]

SO YOU WOULD LIKE TO TRY MY DINOSAUR EGG OATMEAL AND NUGGETS BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE THE APPROPRIATE DINOSAUR ONESIE ATTIRE FOR THIS FINE DINING  EXPERIENCE? THAT IS ALRIGHT, YOU CAN BORROW MINE! I ALWAYS  HAVE MY SPECIAL ONESIE THAT I WEAR UNDER MY REGULAR ONESIE IN CASE SOMEONE ASKS TO TRY MY COOKING! NYEH HEH HEH!

WAIT... WHERE IS THE OTHER ONESIE? I’M SURE I.... OH THAT’S RIGHT! SANS DID THE LAUNDRY LAST NIGHT AND SHRUNK EVERYTHING!!! WELL... I CAN FIX THIS, NYEH HEH... SINCE I AM THE ONE WITH A DINOSAUR ONESIE THAT MEANS I CAN HANDLE THE FOOD! I HOPE YOU DO NOT MIND IF I FEED YOU...  DinoChef!Papyrus [FIRST]     [NEXT]

NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.................... EH HEH.....

S-SORRY, I JUST REALIZED HOW THAT MUST HAVE APPEARED! W-WHERE IS THAT PLATE OF FOOD? YOU MUST BE IN GREAT SUSPENSE! I DO HOPE IT HASN’T BEEN ABSORBED BY THAT MEDDLING CANINE!

OMG! WHAT WAS I THINKING!? WHAT DID THE HUMAN THINK!? HOPEFULLY MY CULINARY  SKILLS WILL AMAZE THEM SO MUCH THAT THEY WILL SOON FORGET MY GREAT MISCALCULATION... I AM NEVER LETTING SANS DO THE LAUNDRY AGAIN... WAIT... WAS THAT HIS PLAN ALL ALONG?!?! SAAAAAAAAANS!!!! DinoChef!Papyrus [FIRST]     [PREVIOUS]