These Are The Lyrics For The First Verse Of Ashnikkos Paint The Town Blue. I Dont Think These Are Official,

These are the lyrics for the first verse of Ashnikko’s “Paint the Town Blue.” I don’t think these are official, just transcribed from someone’s interpretation. Someone pointed out that “Gotta crush, gotta crush” (or “crush gotta crush”) seems to be a reference to Ekko because it references Ekko’s game voiceline about how he “used to have a crush” on Jinx.

I agree, but also I think this verse if full of references to other champions. “Sharpshooter lethal” is definitely Caitlyn. “Whack-a-Mole, you weasels, I’m a machine diesel” is maybe Viiiiii…but also makes me think of Jayce and Viktor (you use a big hammer in whack-a-mole and “I’m a machine” is obvious). “Battle-fueled greasy” I also feel like could be a reference to pitfighter Vi lmao

“You bitches in my pubs” is transcribed on another site as “you bitches are my pups.” The first could be a reference to Vander, the second reading is definitely a reference to Vander/Warwick.

Idk maybe I’m delusional but these really seem like references to multiple other champion characters to me.

crnak vitkor

have to do everything myself around here

My baby 🥺

Viktor sketches but I REALLY ain't playing about the long hair

magical creatures and their bodies, mel and viktor

there's still much mystery to unlock with these two, mel in particular since she doesn't have league canon for us to dissect and draw on. all we can do is piece together the small clues the show has left for us and wonder.

but i kind of love the idea of these two having bodies augmented by very different forms of magic. viktor by the hexcore, mel by the aspect of the sun / sol if she is, as many of us suspect, of shuriman or solari descent. viktor lives in the lab, so often we see him lit by the roiling midnight blues, electric purples and indigoes of the increasingly sinister-looking hexcore and now parts of his body are similarly enriched, augmented by this heretofore arcane force that protects him or perhaps itself, almost like armour. mel we often see backlit by the sun, or gazing directly (and wistfully) into the sun, almost as if she's soaking up its energy in some heretofore arcane manner. she wears what we can only conclude is armour everywhere, to bed, to bathe, it's fused into her skin to the point where we can't even tell how it was placed there except by some form of ferromancy. she wears it proudly, too, which is really interesting, every outfit is designed to complement and leave it exposed (to the sun?). when the bomb approaches, it trills (according to the script) and glows brightly from a seemingly internal light source, even under her clothes and before anyone else in the room notices, she's alert to the incoming threat.