aaronofithaca05

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Aaron He/him ἀνάκτανθες Odysseus shitty poster Don´t care if we know a 2%, there´s a 98% out there :D If lost return to water or to the nearest forest. English / Español

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@nikoisme Niko As Messenger Myself From The Glory Of @perroulisses I Report To You La Buena Nueva, Rejoice

@nikoisme Niko as messenger myself from the glory of @perroulisses I report to you La Buena Nueva, rejoice in the light of this post.

Don´t shoot the messenger as I only convey the news you shall receive.

Aaron of Ithaca

haven't seen these before I think here I have some gifts for you (old mechs photos)

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aaronofithaca05

1 year ago

cool cool

Sorry about your boyfriend. The walls began to tear. Not the walls of the train but those of his false and hollow reality. Yeah, he’s twisting in his thrall to yog-sothoth. All the doors are open now. Sorry.

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aaronofithaca05

1 year ago

@the-decapod

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aaronofithaca05

1 year ago

Girly he did it UNWILLINGLY he was s.a for 8 years on Calypso's island (he cried every day it became he's routine, when Hermes camed to release him, Hermes asked wherd he was and She said: Odysseus is at the beach with his crying ritual. He abhorred her and never wanted!.

With Circe more or less but here it was because of coercion of Hermes: Do Not Refuse Her Bed! And it was for the protection of his men. For a year he did it with her so his men could heal, (lomg story) and resupply, thanks to Circe they went to the Underworld and passed Caribdis and Scylla before that.

But yeah he did it, Unwillingly and s.a also almost died when he was telling Penelope.

watching epic fans find out odysseus is a pos is actually hilarious

like “omg nooo hes so loyal thooooo hed never do that to penelope” girly thats the source material he straight up canonically did that

Tags :

the odyssey greek mythology odysseus circe calypso sa

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aaronofithaca05

1 year ago

You know what you're asking is welll....., let me tell he ended at sea more than 12 years, yeah..: he was a great King for sure but.....

Also

My name is nobOdy, NoooOOOOOBody.

Odysseus Nobody

Policies:

-Never doing drafts

-Above average compensations for parents and extended maternity and paternity leaves.

-Olives are now the only añlowed wood to make beds from

Tags :

odysseus president odysseus au idea polyphemus epic the musical epic the cyclops saga all start trembling The might nobody is going to rule lol joke incorrect odyssey

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aaronofithaca05

1 year ago

Yeah! As well as peaches and nuts, (don't know why I can eat almonds though, they are from the family of peaches (Prunus) and is a nut) hahahahaha

Also pinneapple and SOOO Much more.....

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

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