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I've been watching some of the Mechs' shows on YouTube and I can't stop losing it whenever Jonny isn't in a song and he just has to hang out for a bit because he can't play any other instruments.

He only knows how to sing and play the harmonica so whenever other people are the ones who are singing he can't do anything.

Now if we're being fair I can't even play the harmonica I can only sing so I understand but I still can't help laughing when he just sits down on the stage and waits for his turn to sing again.

I was watching Jonny Sims' twitch stream yesterday and my dad came into my room to do something with my phone

and I went "I'm watching my streams," when I handed him my phone because I didn't want him to try and pause it

And he heard Jonny talking and excitedly said "I know that voice!"

And I said "yes, it's Jonny, he's playing video games for our entertainment,"

And he nodded then handed my phone back and left and I forgot to ask what he did to my phone.

Then today he walked downstairs to me in the kitchen and said "GERTRUDE FUCKING ROBINSON" emphasizing each word.

I'm starting to think introducing him to the magnus archives was a mistake.

All of TMP hiatus is going to be Jonny trying to make a monster we won’t fall in love with immediately

(seriously though what am I going to do while they’re on break DD:)

Mr. Bonzo needs to calm the fuck down

Like. We already have a main character. We love you, but Sam would be very happy to no longer have main character "Jonny's gonna kill me" syndrome and we can't have that

ive started a silly lil jon doodle page

i need ideas 🙏

Realest game credit ever

Ight so remember when I made a post saying Jon’s grandmother might have tried to lock him out? Yeah I still think she probably did but after re-listening to A Guest for Mr. Spider, I have fleshed the idea out more. And it made me sad!

Jon said, “By the time I was eight, the police had had to return me from my explorations at least three times, and my grandmother swore that if it happened again she would begin locking me inside the house. And I fully believed her.”

Well, for one, it doesn’t sound like she went looking for him. Or called the cops herself. I believe they found little Jon, so curious, with more questions than he had room in his body, trespassing where he shouldn’t, searching for answers. Grandmother Sims probably didn’t notice whenever Jon disappeared, most of the time. So yes, sometimes he was locked out by accident. She wouldn’t have checked his room, when he was quiet he wasn’t making trouble so why would she risk breaking that silence by peeking in on him? The first time she had to let him in from locking him out, she was furious. Threatened to lock him in his room. The next time, she did lock him in his room. For a whole day, which drove him almost insane.

So he learned to come in through the window, at first, to make sure he didn’t get caught. After the first time the cops brought him home though, he decided to stop doing that. Jon became quite vigilant about keeping his grandmother informed when he went out. Sometimes he still snuck out, because she’d say no and that wasn’t the answer he wanted, but for the most part he knew she knew when he was out.

Which made finding the door locked a surprise. He knocked but his grandmother didn’t come. He climbed in the window. Grandma Sims was there but he didn’t say a word, chalking it up to her forgetting he’d left and not wanting to risk getting in trouble. Jon just made sure to tell her multiple times the next time he went out.

But it happened again. And again. Twice more after he was brought home by the police again. It didn’t stop until the third time he was brought home. This time, a “neighbor” (they lived on the other side of town) had called the cops because he’d wandered into her yard. Jon’s grandmother threatened to lock him inside. Jon stopped being brought home by the cops. He didn’t entirely stop exploring but he learned not to get caught. And the door was never locked again.

Jon doesn’t think about his grandmother often. He tries not to, not that he’d admit to that. But whenever he does, a part of him wonders. Just as little Jon, a child less than eight, had wondered. Did she lock him out on purpose? And when the door stopped getting locked, by accident or by design, was it because she finally accepted she had to raise him? Was he such a burden that she hoped he would just go away if he couldn’t get in?

But Jon doesn’t think about his grandmother often. So he doesn’t think about that. Or what could have happened to him if he hadn’t learned to climb through the windows, and remembered to keep his bedroom window unlocked.

If anyone wanted some insight into how Jonny and Alex differ on writing style, here you go 😅

Firm believer that the Red Signal chanting was Lyf

Play "Slay the Princess" to hear Jonny Sims be very disappointed in you many, many times.

so like ik he’s dead but can the tma fandom plz fancast Gerry as Brandon Lee. Yk the guy who played Eric Draven in the crow? Look him up if you haven’t seen it because that’s literally Gerard Keay right there change my mind.

Lowkey this has healed my soul (I just finished the season 3 finale last week and I’m still not okay, I knew it was coming but STILL) it brings me joy to pretend he’s okay

Guys, this is not the proper channel to go through, I am not equipped to be dealing with Tim Stoker enjoyers at 8 in the am. I’ll hand the phone to Tim and let him take this one.

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Hi guys mwah mwah mwah love you !!!!!! :3333

I made singles of the og archives crew + Michael distortion

Close ups of each bracelet under cut

:3

I drew Jonathan Sims in a dress :D

It looks bad because I drew it at 2 am

i’m currently reading ‘Thirteen Storeys’ by Jonny Sims and i keep on finding things that remind me of TMA-

The chapter i’m reading right now literally has a character convinced she’s being watched while combing through legal records and connecting the threads on a literal cork board.

they’re definitely distinct works but omfg

S2 Jon so far is so funny because he’s literally just “Wow Martin is a lot more competent and responsible than I originally thought and he seems rather concerned about my mental health and general well-being. So obviously he’s trying to murder me”

I'm sorry everyone controversial opinion but

Jonny Sims is that self-insert RPer who wedges himself into position of main character but also his eyes are multicoloured and he has special powers but always whumps his character to the point of it being ridiculous

My god it is delightful to hear Chester as opposed to Jonathan Sims it's fascinating

Like. Jonny is a really good voice actor, episode 5 has been so fun!!

Hate how I can absolutely hear the shit eating grin Jonny would have saying "it's Mr Bonzo" I can hear it and I am infuriated