Are You Challenging Me.....???? @whump-bunny

Are you challenging me.....???? @whump-bunny

Not really, this is beautiful!!!, though I don´t know how it could be executed, I´m in the middle of writing a fic so if you want to check it out is called the First night is here on Tumblr, part 1 and 2.

If you think you like my style, send me an ask or what you think is better and we´ll start working if you want. But I will need a little bit more info to know what we would ended up doing.

Also exam season is in the horizon and I may not be able to answer as quickly as possible.

Hope you have a good day/night!!!!

Not what I usually post, but I've had this idea in mind for a crossover fanfic between Orpheus and Odysseus, in which they solve each other's problems and everyone gets a happy ending. Here's the idea:

After losing Eurydice, Orpheus is despondent and throws himself into the sea in an attempt to drown himself. Unfortunately, his singing voice is so beautiful that the sea itself refuses to kill him, and instead he floats aimlessly on a piece of driftwood, unable to join his lost love.

Meanwhile, Odysseus has pissed off Poseidon and is trying very hard not to get himself and his crew killed. One day, after leaving Circe's island with instructions to head to the underworld, they spot Orpheus floating in the waves. Odysseus pulls him out of the water, and they share their tales of woe.

When Orpheus hears that Odysseus plans to go to the underworld, he lights up at the chance to see his love once again. They go down there and Orpheus once again tries to convince Hades to let her go. But Hades will not budge, until Odysseus uses his powers of being Smart (tm) to trick him into letting her go. (I don't have the exact details worked out yet.)

Anyway, Orpheus gets Eurydice back, and is so happy that he sings a song of love. The song is so beautiful that it calms Poseidon, who then allows Odysseus and his crew to travel safely back to Ithaca.

Odysseus returns home, only a few years late instead of 20, and reunites with Penelope. Orpheus and Eurydice live a long happy life together before dying of old age in each other's arms, and everyone is happy. The end.

(If someone wants to write this, do it and tag me lol)

The first night

(Part 2)

How I was home. Home, it was home, my streets, my ports, my palace ….

-Father what?!!!!!

-Telemachus..I…

-She did what?

Telemachus, my dear joy, my little prince, what did you heard?

Everything since the beginning.

A cold sweat has embraced me, my limbs I can't control them, Are they here? Are they? Oh no the pigs. A laugh….SHE´S HERE!!! How?Everything I did, every day left, every tail she changed, but why?-- oink—-- 

-CIRCE!

-Telemachus!!!!!!!!!!Run, Hide. Penelope upstairs Now I will stay here as dawn awaits the sun. I will not run.

She is approaching. The oinks are getting louder, the flowers…THE FLOWERS. Look how they move, how they snare, how they creep from below. the pain, the gold, the threads, the stick, the pigs, white. It's Circe 

-Your graceful goddess, misstress of Aiaia I Odysseus father ot Telemachus Laertides, stay with me, welcome to my home, but by your oath you must not harm them or the taste of my bronze sword would be...

-ODYSSEUS, STOP!!!

-HE..R HER FACE IS CHANGING, STAY BACK I'm warning you.

AS i say so, HER heights diminished, her light arms became dark, It's a girl?

-Our lord, your grace, i'm only here to bring you my harvest, my tribute to you, why do I get to taste your divine threat? (the girl is in the brink of tears)

-You're a girl, where is SHE? OHH you're one of her nymphs- Aren't you? Tell Circe in my house her presence is not allow…. ( a slap from Penelope echoes around the room )

-My King who's Circe??  I'm (insert girl name here), daughter of (insert random name), Shepherd as the only kin of his, I came to bring you the fattest pigs of here as sacrifice to the gods of the isle, from my father and I.

As she was speaking I saw her eyes turning from fear to pity, as Penelope whispered something into her ear

Then she starts to look at me and with a goodbye she gets out.

-I told her that our rightful lord, our divine King, has become afraid of pigs as part of his crew was killed by Circe's boars. (Penelope)

My dear, thank you.... I lost myself…

-Lost myself?, I saw your deep eyes filling with blood, your tense wrists, your  forced grin, i saw anger in your words.. My Joy I'm afraid of you...

-A...afraid, you are afraid of me? Did I become a threat, a….. monster to you?

-Not dear, i'm afraid of what you can do to our people, you're still King after all, i pity you from my depths below bottom, but you aren't my Odysseus, not anymore

I i..i. am...Oddysseus...

(Why do she hates me, 20 years away, the horse, the boy, Polyphemus, the crew....and this is my biggest fear)

-I…i…i a..am so..rry 

Grief, confussion, thought, swords...what´s to happening to me????.

I feel a hand, a kiss...

-You're Odysseus, son of Laertes, father of my joy, dear Telemachus, you're Odysseus King of Ithaca, you're still my love.

-I..ahm…Thank you my queen.

Telemachus... TELEMACHUS!!!!!

-Yes, father, what happened?, wait better not asks, as my poisoned words were the ones that began your pain( a tear is shed)

-Son; come here, you NEVER, NEVER send me poisoned words as honey never spoils, my love to you it will stay as the inmutable stars of the night. Even if you burned all Ithaca, all the lands under Uranus.You will always be my son, my joy, my sun.

-Then… why did you evade my question? You´re Odysseus the man of many turns, the cunning master of the Danaoi,breaker of divine's Troy walls, slayer of Circe the witch…

-Slayer of Circe?, you think I killed her?

-Yes, that's what I said

-I didn't kill her

-Wait, yo…u didn't?

-No, and with her help we were nurished to life for a year, thanks to daughter of Helios we went to the house of the ones of many names and find the teller of future past.

-Friend told me otherwise.

-Friend? You said friend??..

Odysseus words are in black

Odysseus thoughts are normal

Telemachus lines are in chat

Penelope´s lines are in black and purple (I used cursive before, my apologies to all dyslexic readers, I'll try to minimise the use of cursive

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@iroissleepdeprived @perroulisses,

JOSEPH SE HA VUELTO MEXICANO!!!

Vuestros niños!!!!!!!

Tambien son ahora los míos, hahahahahahah

Rejoice as the children had been stearned into the good path!

Time for a new long post. A group of some of my favorites I’ve done in 2024 already.

Mistress of cheese, bless my table as your caring hands nurtured the grass consumed by your servants, let the cream and milk be as white as pearls in the sea, let me oh your grace rejoice in your gift.

I'm stealing the idea of an ithacan naiad or naiad-born, we're a team in this, I fangirl Ody you Penelope, Titi fangirls Telemachus, cool?

@dootznbootz @jarondont

hello :)

just wanted to say that idk why but i love your "shot by odysseus" tag. don't ask why. i just do for some reason

also your Water Wife™ headcanons are the best :D

Hi there! :D

And thank you!!! :D He keeps shooting me because I talk about his wife so much 👀

Mad/Dootz lore: I'm also the God of Cheese now so I'm immortal so he can't kill me in a way that matters >:)

And thank you again. 🥺 I love my Water Wife so much- *gets shot*

@gotstabbedbyapen did a very cute doodle of it! :D

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