Thanks So Much Titi! @jarondont

Thanks so much Titi! @jarondont

EATING THIS LIKE A FULL BUFFET!!!!!

There is so much potential for a modern day retelling of the odyssey and it's great. Fucked up roadtrip. Odysseus takes an uber but keeps ending up in wrong places. He gets stuck on an airport. The possibilities are endless and frankly we don't utilize it as much as we should

DON'T TELL ME SHE IS AT THEIR BED!!!! PENELOPEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Penelope <3

I’m actually obsessed with her

I would say it’s a problem

But it’s not

We need more Penelope in the world, dw though I’ll be posting about sad Ody soon lol

Yesterday I saw a random person walking around with a fucking owl on their arm and do i have to tell you who i thought of

Hello Hello!

As you may see I have been quite the mess with Tumblr and all things social, I'm remaking this site, making changes and tweaking things, so in the meantime observe the absolute chaos that my blog will become in the incoming week!

Psh....phs...may I tell you something?

Really dark reddish brown hair colour whose highlights are copperish.

Welcome /ref

The urge to give Odysseus black hair but then brown hair but then Red-ish hair but then-

Screams into the void

Dear children of Priam, were you doomed all along?