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i have a lot of opinions on pandoran politics

when u like a character for their potential to be interesting and complex more than how they’re actually written

What shit have the police in this universe seen to jump to this so quickly and with no question? Do they juggle their time between normal and supernatural crime? 

The task force especially. Like yes there was a “what the fuck” moment seeing Rem the first time, but within an hour tops they were like “same shit as always.” By arc 2 you can expect them being used to this, but I’m still thrown by how fast they can just brush the weirdest shit off. 

its so funny how FAST the cops in death note assume there is magic happening. there could have been all sorts of prison sabotages and poisonings happening that cause inmates to have a heart attack, but noo they were like 'someone in japan has gained magic death powers' on, like, day 2

WHAT THE FUCK

JESUS NEMO CROSSOVER????

Have you ever wondered whether or not you’d be canonically queer if your life was a story? Look no further. This quiz will tell you your canon queer status. 

My bad it’s “thief throwdown” not thief showdown- I’m a lil stupid- but for context, this was a tumblr organized “best thief vote” and they had the one and only Lupin the third in there. The literal gentleman thief, who has been stealing shit- for over 50 YEARS?? And he somehow got second place- loosing to Jessie and James? The two who cannot even steal a spicy rat?? I’m not mad- but this is like that time Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest and didn’t win.

How did team rocket win that damn theif showdown or whatever- do they even successfully steal most of the time?? I thought they just blasted off like the bbgs they are???

Gayest Supernatural Character, Quarter-Finals

seriously?? already?? it's over??? it's not even midnight?? wtff cmon i wanted to stay up till three in the fuckin morning and complaiiinnnn

All I want in life is more pictures of Jacob Brent dressed as one of the pirates. Is that too much to ask for 😞

cats 1998

I'm glad that Growltiger isn't in 1998 because boo Growltiger and they already cut so much (half of mungojerrie and rumpleteazer and the FUCKING conjuring turn)

but i am upset i didn't get my 1998 boys in there silly little pirate costumes

Reblogging because moonage-dancer nailed it.

I love joking about these two, but when I see people seriously saying such things I loose my shit.

justice for art garfunkel people say he did nothing but he had a lovely singing voice and was paul simon's bisexual muse that was literally not nothing

I don't know if Elsa expected the Nokk to show up when she was trying to cross the entire Dark Sea but if she wasn't what kind of dumbass energy is that???

Reward

Pairing: Perv! Coach! Hyunjin x afab! Tennis player! Reader

Genre: Smut

Content Warnings: Tennis player au; perv patters; dirty thoughts; mentions of groping; fellatio; fingering; cunnilingus; unprotected sex; creampie

Word Count: 1.2k words 

Mellow speaks: Been sitting in my inbox for a while and I'm finally posting it!! Perv fics are really enjoyable to write lmao so i hope you guys like this!

Tagging: @sweethyuka @yedamology @enhacolor @axartia @hyunsuksmygod  @duolingofanaccount @zurimochi

There you go again, bouncing around the court in your tiny skirt, the fabric swishing around your legs as you wave your racquet in the air. You would be sure being a tennis player doesn't have anything to do with being sexy, but in hindsight, if you think about the way your skin shines as the sunlight bounces off it, or the way your shorts peek out from under the hem, it's not too hard to imagine why someone would lose their minds at the sight. 

Especially if that someone is your coach, Hyunjin, the person who's seen you wear all sorts of unintentionally sexy outfits during the two years he's been training you. From the yellow shorts you save for your matches, to the sports bra you put on while going jogging in the morning, he's had the pleasure of seeing them all, and yet, he has to say his favorite is the very white skirt you're wearing right now, coupled with that baby blue crop top. 

It's not his fault if he lets his mind wander a little whenever you're under his gaze, or so he tells himself, reasoning that it's only natural to be aroused upon seeing such a heavenly figure. It's only natural to want to run his hands along that supple skin, and to place kisses to all the places of your body that no one else has ever seen before.

Because to him, it appears as if you're doing this on purpose, just to rile your poor, musing coach up until he can't take it anymore and does something that's not right by the book. And you're not exactly proving him wrong either, not when you beckon for him to help you out a new move, a shy smile on your face while your hand shields your eyes. 

It's like an invitation to him, his mind clouding over with darkness despite the brightness of the day as he saunters over. "Yes, darling?," he chuckles, and you can't help but get flustered at the pet name he uses for you. He's told you a handful of times how he's always this friendly with his students, but you can tell that you're the only one for whom he's got that word reserved. And you can't exactly say you don't like it, because who doesn't enjoy the attention, especially if it's coming from a guy as hot as Hyunjin?

So you let him be, let him take a place behind your form as his hands gently make their way to your shoulders, snaking down your arms and getting you in position. "Your stance is too stiff," he mumbles against your ear, his teeth only barely grazing the skin of your earlobe as he fights the urge to bite down at it. The feeling leaves a tingling in its wake, making you gulp a little as he moves even closer, his chest now pressed flat against your back. 

He might as well be in heaven right now, judging from the way he almost finds himself unable to hold back the smirk that threatens to paint his lips, the part of his body that rests between his thighs urging him to pull you to him by the waist, eager to feel the way your hips would be rolling against his own. "Relax, darling," he mutters, his hands slipping away from your arms and choosing to feel down your sides and come to rest near your butt as he positions you correctly (or pretends to do so, anyway). 

You know exactly what he's up to, but there's nothing you can say, or rather, nothing that you want to say. "Feel one with your racquet, act as if it's a part of your being." That's the final piece of advice he gives you, before pulling away to monitor your moves from a distance. Though both you and him know that's yet another pretense, and what he really plans on doing is enjoying the view from the best place, wanting see each and every move of your body. 

Feeling his eyes raking across your form, you raise your arm, the ball in your hand being tossed into the air as you slam it down, lifting your body up into the sky. The ball does a clean smash on the other side of the net, and while Hyunjin was supposed to be praising you for getting the move right at last, he finds his mind too preoccupied with how gorgeous your midriff looks as your top rides up your torso, the urge to touch you even more overwhelming than before. 

All of a sudden, all he can think of is how badly he needs to feel every inch of your skin against his fingers, calloused from playing tennis for years. He wants to press his lips to the warmth that lies in the valley of your breasts, and he wants to life that short skirt up your legs and discover all the secrets you've kept hidden under the outfits you wear. He needs to love your body, he needs to worship each and every curve and dip.

He needs to feel your nails digging into his back as he leaves open-mouthed kisses to your neck and throat, and he needs to hear you moan in that velvety voice of yours as he shoves his tongue into your core and licks stripes and shapes up your pussy. He wants to feel your lips get wrapped around his cock, and he wants to feel the way your palms run up and down his length and massage his balls as you go down on him, showing him stars in the daytime. 

He wants to see your body, see the effect that playing tennis for hours every day has had on it, and he wants to bury his face between your breasts while his cock thrusts and twitches inside you, and he wants to push his seed that spills out of your hole, back into it and fill you up. Yeah, he wants to fuck you. Fuck you inside the changing room, against the lockers. He wants to drag you to his car and fuck you on the backseat, and then he wants to bring you to his home and fuck you against every surface, from the kitchen counter to the bed. He wants to reward you for being a good student, and he wants to punish you for being so distracting. 

He knows what he wants to do, he's known it for a while now. But until today, what he didn't know was how he was going to do what he wanted to do, yet in this moment, he thinks he finally knows. The tournament is coming up, and being the star that you are, he knows you're gonna win. He'll have plenty of time to give you a prize after that, and a good reason too. 

And until that time comes, he can always rely on the stock of photos he has of you (to show you how your form changes throughout a match) to help him through the night.

Honestly it was like the writers refused to give him more than one appearance where he wasn't physically messed up in some way lol

I really hate the fact that I love Mandarin, but only the one that appears on “Secret of the sixth monkey” (and anything before that)

Nanami this, Nanami that...HAVE Y'ALL FORGOTTEN SETO KAIBA?????

people not knowing that kenjiro tsuda’s most iconic role is him as seto kaiba

what the everloving fuck has happened to BlazBlue wiki

even I’m not weeaboo enough for this shit

it’s funny how just in a span of a few hours this day can become the worst of the week because of a few people despite amazing things and interactions happening today

do you think it will impress them,,,

GOD DAMMIT NINTENDO, I JUST WANT THE FANCY GENTLEMAN!!!!

Okay, I’m sorry (not really), but as a genderfluid person, I believe it is necessary to change the flag. I mean, LOOK AT IT!

The colors are okay, but they’re put in a horrendous order (at least in my opinion). I have NO artistic skill, but can somebody who does PLEASE make another version of this flag?