Marko: *walks Up To Y/n With A Smirk* Let's Role Play. I'll Be Burger King You'll Be McDonald's. I'll

Marko: *walks up to Y/n with a smirk* Let's role play. I'll be Burger King you'll be McDonald's. I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it.

Y/n: Well now I'm hungry for a whopper and a mcdouble...

Marko: Damnit Y/n!

Lost boys incorrect quotes with Y/n!!!

Dwayne: Why is it when something happens it is always you three?

*Paul Marko and Y/n all looked down*

Y/n: Believe me Dwayne I've been asking myself that question for 6 years.

So I'm listening to Disney songs on YouTube when I rediscovered this jewel!

I can totally see David and the guys teaching Laddie the ropes of being a lost boy to this song!! If you haven't heard it before I strongly suggest you listen to it!!

Hey sweet face I see you're taking requests again right on! Can I request David x reader fic where are the reader is essentially a female version of Klaus from the umbrella academy (personality and power wise)?

Hi love! Nice to talk to you again! I'm not familiar with The Umbrealla Academy but I did look up some clips of him. I'm going to make these headcanons for the moment and come back with a fic later on. I hope you like it!!

David with an s/o like Klaus Hargreeves!!!

Firstly Paul introduced the two of you. You were Paul's go to gal for some wacky tobaccy.

"David this is Y/n. Don't worry she's cool. She's not like regular humans." Paul explained.

And you weren't. Other than the occasional weed dealing you were able to not only communicate with the dead but you could also bring their spirits back to the real world.

"So your telling me that you can see dead people?" David asked. "I sure can blondie." You smirked.

At first David was wary of you. Max had always warned them that some people with your powers could sick an evil spirit on them.

"OH don't be silly. I haven't done that in years." You giggled.

Slowly but surely you and David started hanging out more and more. Eventually started dating as well.

This boy is mad protective over you. Like he'll bite someone. No pun intended.

The nicknames!!!! Omg!!!

Your nicknames for him vary from: Baby sugar, sweetie, Davy wavy and my fav blonde

His for you? To name a few: babe, baby, doll, angel, kitten (tehehe) and that's just the tip of the iceberg

You bring out his soft side although he'll never admit it to anyone

Man gets super jealous when you and Paul smoke together. Like it's so cute and scary at the same time.

So he tried to smoke once. Threw up for an hour straight. Paul thought it was hilarious though.

He is terrified of losing you. He's offered you the bottle a time or two. "Come on doll. We'll have eternity together."

You've promised to drink when your ready.

Since they live in a sunken hotel you often hear many of the dearly departed.

Your even friends with one of them. Her name is Macy. She used to be receptionist at the hotel in 1906

Marko and Dwayne absolutely adore you.

David makes time for you two to go on dates.

Davy is a pure romantic at heart. Melts you like chocolate on a summer day.

All in all you absolutely love David and the boys. Your all one big happy family no matter how strange!

After a long dry season im finally inspired to do more incorrect quotes!! Enjoy!

David and the boys stopped at a pharmacy before heading to a party

Dwayne: in this day in age it might be a good idea to take along some... protection.

Paul: What kind of protection?

David: Two armed Pinkerton guards. No, he's talking about... (points to the shelf)

Paul: A Nestle's Crunch?

David: One over.

Paul: An enema bag?

David: To the right.

Paul: Dentu-Grip?!

David: CONDOMS, PAUL! CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS!

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