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nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again

Farther is for physical distance: 'My house is farther away from school than your house.'

Further is metaphorical distance: 'Every day we stray further from our values.'

Father is for -emotional distance: "FuckYou Endeavor!!"

Trademark Todoroki Shouto

Angel: look, I can juggle.

He juggling dildos.

Husk: *sigh* can’t you just do balls?

Angel: what do you think my job is, Kitty?

Vaggie: "Hello, Charlie's girlfriend speaking."

Husk: "Why the fuck do you always answer calls like that. This is your fucking phone."

Vaggie: "Yeah? And? I AM her fucking girlfriend, dumbass. She's only got one right now, so answering with that is just good as using my name."

Husk: "Just ask to use her last name already. This is stupid as shit."

Vaggie: "I, Charlie's girlfriend, am gonna have to say- fuck off."

Husk: "Chicken."

Vaggie: "Come at me when you're not still single, scaredy-cat."

Husk: "Like you don't have a ring."

Vaggie: "Like you don't practice having candlelight dinners-"

Husk: "How the FUCK do you know about th-"

Vaggie: "-same way YOU somehow know about the RING, you fucking-"

Angel Dust: "Both of you's know this is a conference call, right?"

Vaggie: "......"

Vaggie: "...Charlie..?"

Charlie: "Yes! Vaggie's future wi-"

Charlie: "-WHEEE HA I MEAN VAGGIE'S GIRL SPEAKING! FRIEND! GIRLFRIEND! Girlfriend of Vaggie who is CHARLIE! It's me I'm Charlie HI HELLO!!!"

Vaggie: "Sweetie, I love you."

Charlie: "I love you too! I love being your girlfriend and I DO- h, have a last name! I do. Have one of those."

Vaggie: "Right."

Charlie: "I have one."

Vaggie: "Good, cool. Hold that thought? I'll be right back."

Charlie: "Okay!!!"

Vaggie: (hangs up)

Vaggie, distantly in the hotel: " H U S K ! "

Husk: "Oh FUCK-" (CRASH) "-SHIT-"

(call ends)

(distant sounds of running and violence)

Angel Dust: "....."

Angel Dust: "Hey do-ray-mi-fa-so-la Charlie, I might not be datin' the guy, buuuut if your totally not future wife kills him I'm so not commin' to ya gay ass wedding."

Charlie: "....what if she just, MAIMS him a little?"

Angel Dust: "Ya serious?"

Charlie: "About marrying her???"

Angel Dust: (hangs up)

Charlie: "...Yes... yes I am~~"

Charlie: (cheerfully hangs up to go stop her gf from ruining their future wedding)

Zack: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Carmen: You are a hazard to society.

Ivy: And a coward. Do twenty.

Emira walking up to Viney: How's the most beautiful girl in the boiling isles doing today?

Viney: I don't know how are-

Amity from nowhere: Luz is doing great, thanks for asking.

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sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

decided to play around with incorrect quotes generator fir my Sky COTL x TMNT Crossover AU and honestly some of these are kinda canon lol

I used the rise turtles btw

also Casey is Cassandra not Casey Jr

Some incorrect quotes featuring Leo, Usagi, and Dawn

A few incorrect quotes of mine

(note: the character, “Kyns” is me.)

Julian: “Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?”

Whitty: “I’m a knife”

Kyns: “He’s the little spoon.”

Sayori: “What do you think senpai will do for a distraction?”

Monika: “He’ll probably, like, make a noise, or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.”

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Monika: “...or he could do that.”

Girlfriend: “I know you snuck out last night, boyfriend.”

Pico: “Play dumb!”

Boyfriend: “Who’s Boyfriend?”

Pico: “NOT THAT DUMB!!!”

Girlfriend: “We need to get through this locked door. Boyfriend, give me your credit card.”

Boyfriend: “Here.”

Girlfriend, pocketing it: “Thanks. Pico, kick down the door.”

(this one was just downright funny to me, sis, i’m sorry, i had to.)

Senpai: “How’s the sexiest person here~?”

Whitty: “I don’t know, how are they~?”

Senpai, flustered: “I-”

Tricky, from across the room: “I’m doing great, thanks!”

*Nitty gritty and kyns are doing something absurdly dangerous*

Nitty gritty: “I think houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!”

Kyns, deadpan: “Well, that’s encouraging.”

(i feel you, girl XD)

Yuri: “Schrodinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.”

Hey here's a new incorrect quote for y'all-

Person A: sorry I'm late, y'all, I was messing around with a luigi board.

Person B: luigi board? You mean ouija board?

Person A, pulling out an ouija board that has luigi's face on it: no. I did not.

Blake: *Walks into movie theatre, only to see Jaune sitting by himself* Wait, Jaune? Weren't you on a date?

Nora: *Head pops up from Jaune’s lap* He is.

Blake: Oh... Oh, I see. Wait, Nora, aren't you dating Ren?

Ren: *Head also pops up from lap* She is.

Blake: Ah, I see.

Blake: ... Wait.

Ozpin: Nora Valkyrie, do you take Lie Ren to be your lawful husband, to love and to hold for as long as you both shall live?

Nora: YES! To eternity if I have to!

Ozpin: *Chuckles* And Lie Ren, do you ta-

Ren: Yes.

Ren: Apologies. I can barely contain my excitement right now.

Nora: Oh Renny...

Jaune: *Cries tears of joy on the side*

Ozpin: Well, with the power vested in me by numerous Kingdoms and the God of Light, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the... best man?

Ren: ...

Jaune: What now?

Nora: Are you screwing around with us Oz? Now of all times?

Ozpin: Don't look at me, Oscar went and got this book at the adult section at the library.

Oscar: Sorry guys, that's my b.

Nora: *Sighs* Well, gotta do things by the book I guess. Pucker up Jauney!

Jaune: Nora, I don't think you have t-

Nora: *Grabs Jaunes head and brings it down for a quick sensual kiss*

Audience: *Gasp in shock*

Nora: *Releases Jaune and licks her lips* Did you eat some of the wedding pancakes?! Those were for later!

Ren: I... can't believe what I just witnessed.

Jaune: *Panicking* R-Ren, I'm so sorry! I-

Ren: We've been planning this wedding for months, and you call that a wedding kiss? *Grabs Jaune by the collar and dips him into a intensely passionate kiss for a full minute*

Audience: 😳

Nora: Oh Renny!~

Ren: Mmmmwa! *Finally releases Jaune before unceremoniously dropping him to the ground.* Now then, shall we? *Offers arm*

Nora: We shall! *Takes his arm as the two walk down the aisle, resuming the ceremony as the audience shrug and clap for the newlyweds*

Jaune: *Lays motionless on ground, trying to regain the soul that was just sucked out of him*