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// Baby Owlthena AU

This is what they go through every time they try to give her a bath. Ya girl does NOT like baths..

Can we have a warrior!Penelope facing Amphitrite in a Ruthlessness scene please? I feel like this can be a reverse AU and Amphitrite will replace Poseidon as the big bad :O

this pushed me into creating a design for Amphitrite

I thought since my Poseidon has an octopus thing going on I'd make her have a squid thing.

idc what anybody says tentacles are scary and cool alright

whats your defeat falls au about like..... is ford evil? is he lying to the family? what happpned after he fell into the portal instead of fiddlford?

ABOUT DEFEAT FALLS LORE

I will slowly explain the essence of my universe, because they often ask questions about what is the point!

The point is that Ford realized his capabilities due to the fact that he SAW what was hidden behind the portal. In this universe, he took fate into his own hands and outwitted Bill, defeating him in the realm of nightmares, slowly spreading his power. Due to the fact that Ford never called Stanley for help, Stan took up repairing the portal much later than in the original universe (gf series), besides Fiddleford remained healthy and joined Stanley in repairing the portal, but they repaired it thirty-three years later. Pines twins (Dipper and Mabel) had been visiting their uncle for three years in a row, but they also remained in the dark about their uncle’s twin brother until the incident with federal agents happened.

The conflict between Stanley and Stanford resolved itself, because Stanford had long ago let go of his childhood resentment for a spoiled project and was unspeakably glad to return home, for which he had big plans, dimensions would not capture themselves. Well, Bill, Bill does not want Ford to continue spreading the news about his shameful loss, and therefore he decides to stop Ford before it’s too late.

the odyssey

No but why is the most relatable part of Crooked Kingdom lowkey that bit in chapter two when Wylan is standing there pretending to be a waiter and can’t figure out what he should do with his arms

odysseus and companionship

(based on the post below)

telemachus when a hundred men break into his house and call his mom a tramp or something idk

My kids :(

Stumbled upon this random ship (in a fandom im not active in myself) that has like 150 works on ao3 which are all from just two people gifting each other fics about this pairing back and forth and theyve been doing it for 3 years... i think thats true love probably

YOUR MATH IS NO MATCH FOR MY GUN, YOU IDIOT!

apollo and his toxic fanbase

Chat: *sobbing about Polites and Odysseus’ mom*

Jay: Don’t worry guys :D it’s only their final thoughts as they died :D

Chat: *sobbing harder*

odysseus: opens his mouth

eurylochus: I know you love your wife

odysseus: but-

the crew: and that she has beautiful hair too

the prophet: and that you miss her

the dead crew: terribly

athena: and that she is smart

athena: very smart, please do not correct me

the sirens: and that her eyes are the prettiest thing you have ever seen

odysseus, nodding along: also-

the fucking ancient Greece: we know you love your wife, odysseus

The obsession for Epic continues with Odysseus and Athena

Their relationship is... Complex

"Ody, get away from the ledge" - Eurylochus called Odysseus "Ody" too

"I'll stay in your heart" - Same thing Anticlea sang to Odysseus

"Stay in my open arms" - And Polites too

Calypso I know you're trying to calm Odysseus but are you realizing you're literally pushing him further to jump 🙃

a bit of midwest emo dipper by popular demands on IG xdd

Odysseus in Epic: the musical

Tiresias: I see your wife........ with a ruthless man who has killed hundreds of people

Odysseus:

Odysseus:

Odysseus: *Monster starts playing* I will ensure that this man will be me

I find it incredibly funny from a meta/author perspective, that Ancient Greece decided to name their protagonist that angers many people “Anger Bringer” but, even funnier, is the in universe understating that anyone who meets Odysseus must have had the thought “oh dear, how unfortunate to be named hateful/hated” and then they have exactly One conversation with him and go “Ah I see now”

For reference, Odysseus’ name sounds very much like the Greek word odussomai, which can roughly mean “I am angry at” or “I am the cause of anger” (or simply “to hate” or “to dismiss”), a fact that is used for ironic effect frequently in the Odyssey.

It’s also specifically stated in Book 19 that Odysseus’ grandfather, a master thief and one who has also pissed off a lot of people, specifically named him this because “I am disliked by many, all across the world, and I dislike them back. So name the child Odysseus.” 19.428

Bro looked at his grandson and thought “Ahaha, this one’s going to be a troublemaker like me. Better get him started early.”

It’s like a terrible allegory for cause and effect or something.

Some brother you turned out to be

Very silly thing but I have this Epic stupid hc where when Ody went to Sparta as a suitor (mostly just to watch the chaos) the only thing he knew about Helen was that she was the most beutifull mortal woman in the whole world.

So when they enter and see the whole Spartian Royal Family waiting he sees Penelope and thinks she has to be Helen as she is clearly the prestiest. At this point he still isn't in love. But he is pretty sure she is Helen.

So they keep finding each other and talking and Ody is soon pretty in love and talking all about how he knew Helen was gorgeus but not that she was funny and smart and the guys are like "wow he is already talking to Helen" because the king still didn't made proper introducions so Helen is only talking to the guys she really likes.

Then the official introduction between the suitors and Helen happens and Odyseus fully thinks it's some sort of test and is like "this is not Helen, that's Helen" *points to Penelope who is just there to cheer for her cousin and is pretending to not be disapointed the guy she was talking for weeks was here for Helen* and everyone else is like "what" and Helen is "no that's my cousin Penelope" and Odysseus just blurts out "but they said to look for the most beutifull woman around" Penelope blushes hard. And that's how Odysseus absolutely fails in conquering the heart of Helen of Sparta (and everyone is pretty okay with it).