// Baby Owlthena AU

// Baby Owlthena AU

This is what they go through every time they try to give her a bath. Ya girl does NOT like baths..

the odyssey

odysseus: opens his mouth

eurylochus: I know you love your wife

odysseus: but-

the crew: and that she has beautiful hair too

the prophet: and that you miss her

the dead crew: terribly

athena: and that she is smart

athena: very smart, please do not correct me

the sirens: and that her eyes are the prettiest thing you have ever seen

odysseus, nodding along: also-

the fucking ancient Greece: we know you love your wife, odysseus

No but why is the most relatable part of Crooked Kingdom lowkey that bit in chapter two when Wylan is standing there pretending to be a waiter and can’t figure out what he should do with his arms

Can we have a warrior!Penelope facing Amphitrite in a Ruthlessness scene please? I feel like this can be a reverse AU and Amphitrite will replace Poseidon as the big bad :O

this pushed me into creating a design for Amphitrite

I thought since my Poseidon has an octopus thing going on I'd make her have a squid thing.

idc what anybody says tentacles are scary and cool alright

a bit of midwest emo dipper by popular demands on IG xdd