Abridgedvampire - The Crimson Fuckr

By liking (or commenting if you're a side blog) this post, you are giving Alucard ( @abridgedvampire ) the honour of:

Sending you memes you've reblogged

Invading your Inbox unprompted

Asking your muse or you questions

"It's a simple arrangement. Also allowing me to go on my walks of a night. If you know, you know~"

"Sounds like a you problem then."

"You should fix that."

@abridgedvampire replied:

"Maybe you should of been paying more attention."

"Unfair. Few people did well on mine either..."

"You couldn't be more original even if someone named original sucked your blood out."

"And while that does sound appetizing, I'm afraid I'm going to have to tell you to workshop that name."

@abridgedvampire replied:

"The Multivengers? You couldn't be any original?"

"What? It is original!"

And the other muses in this blog shook their heads in denial.

ㅤ𝐻𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔 (1997)

"Well congratulations! But perhaps you should take better care of what you're cooking. I think I can smell the toast burning."

@abridgedvampire responded:

"You're a happy one today. Someone win you a teddy bear?"

"I didn't get kicked out of the kitchen for once!" WHY IS THAT WHY YOU'RE HAPPY???