abridgedvampire - The Crimson Fuckr
The Crimson Fuckr

My Job? Kill fuckers. It's always good to have your hobby be your job too.England, bitches.

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"I Dunno 'bout You, But I Am In The Mood For The Most Enthusiastic Walk Of My Fucking Life."

"I Dunno 'bout You, But I Am In The Mood For The Most Enthusiastic Walk Of My Fucking Life."

"I dunno 'bout you, but I am in the mood for the most enthusiastic walk of my fucking life."

"I Dunno 'bout You, But I Am In The Mood For The Most Enthusiastic Walk Of My Fucking Life."
"I Dunno 'bout You, But I Am In The Mood For The Most Enthusiastic Walk Of My Fucking Life."

"Are you now."

"I Dunno 'bout You, But I Am In The Mood For The Most Enthusiastic Walk Of My Fucking Life."

"And why, pray tell, do you think you're ready for one of my walks?"

"I Dunno 'bout You, But I Am In The Mood For The Most Enthusiastic Walk Of My Fucking Life."
"I Dunno 'bout You, But I Am In The Mood For The Most Enthusiastic Walk Of My Fucking Life."
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10 Facts About Alucard:

He doesn't live in our world; We live in his.

He doesn't wait for the bus; The bus waits for him.

When Alucard stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

Alucard is the reason Waldo is hiding.

There has never been a hurricane named after Alucard because it would destroy everything.

Some people are afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Alucard.

A snake once bit Alucard. After days of much pain and agony, the snake finally died.

Champions are the breakfast of Alucard

The universe keeps expanding because it's trying to run away from Alucard.

Death once had a near-Alucard experience.

And now you know the awesome power of Alucard.

10 Facts About Alucard:
10 Facts About Alucard:
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5 months ago

Alucard, have you ever met perfect cell? You two sometimes sound alike and I don't know why..

Alucard, Have You Ever Met Perfect Cell? You Two Sometimes Sound Alike And I Don't Know Why..
Alucard, Have You Ever Met Perfect Cell? You Two Sometimes Sound Alike And I Don't Know Why..

"I asked him if he was still doing those Versus videos. The Cell Games or something."

Alucard, Have You Ever Met Perfect Cell? You Two Sometimes Sound Alike And I Don't Know Why..

"Unfortunately not, so I noped out of there."

Alucard, Have You Ever Met Perfect Cell? You Two Sometimes Sound Alike And I Don't Know Why..
Alucard, Have You Ever Met Perfect Cell? You Two Sometimes Sound Alike And I Don't Know Why..

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5 months ago
"Me? I'm Very Unhinged And I Lay It Down."

"Me? I'm very unhinged and I lay it down."

"Me? I'm Very Unhinged And I Lay It Down."

"I sent over 200 death threats to the Pope, by Carrier Pigeon. Whilst also plugging my Twitter."

"Me? I'm Very Unhinged And I Lay It Down."
"Me? I'm Very Unhinged And I Lay It Down."
"Yeah, Heard That Name Before. Granted, There's Quite A Few Different Versions Of It. Do I Get To Learn

"Yeah, heard that name before. Granted, there's quite a few different versions of it. Do I get to learn what makes you special from the others?"


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5 months ago

Send me a ♚ if you like my writing

bonus if you state what you like about my writing.


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5 months ago
"Sheesh. Way To Bring Down The Mood."

"Sheesh. Way to bring down the mood."

"Sheesh. Way To Bring Down The Mood."

"For starters, you would be unkillable, and be able to use your Vampire strength to do all manner of things to those who wronged you."

"Sheesh. Way To Bring Down The Mood."

"Well, I could easily do that for you. Be pretty fun too, I've been bored as fuck lately and need something to eat."

"Sheesh. Way To Bring Down The Mood."
 "Living As I Am Already Is Agonizing Enough, Why Would I Want To Extend Such A Thing Even Longer? I

╚»★ "Living as I am already is agonizing enough, why would I want to extend such a thing even longer? I don't see the appeal."

While she wasn't particularly intrigued at the idea, she did at the very least try to humor his request.. even if it wasn't really fruitful. Ironic when she comes from a place of unique beings and names, but yet she'd come up short with his.

 "Living As I Am Already Is Agonizing Enough, Why Would I Want To Extend Such A Thing Even Longer? I

"Nothing comes to mind."


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