"Well, When I See A Beautiful And Dashing Woman Like Yourself? Better Get It All Out Of The Way. I'm

"Well, when I see a beautiful and dashing woman like yourself? Better get it all out of the way. I'm a fuckmothering Vampire after all."

"Besides. There's something about you that interests me. You interest me. So why not throw caution out the window? Not like I can just die from flirting."

╚»★ "...I'm..not even gonna grace that potential imagery with a thought. The way you described it was deterrent enough."

"And.. are you always this audacious and forward when you try to flirt with mortal women?"

Hello darkness, my old friend...

"Pretty sure I'm not your friend. But aight. I dig it."

"Have you come to talk with me again?"

"17?! How am I only 17?!"

"Name me people who you think are more bizarre than me. Fucking bring it."

“ That vampire guy is a bit of an odd one, I’ll admit… Still, in the tier list of the most bizarre folks I’ve ever seen, he’s probably #17. #1 belongs to [REDACTED]. “

“ I really don’t think [REDACTED]’s name has to be censored, Y’know? “

I know, but it’s good to add a little bit of mystery!

(PS: They’ll never be brought up again.)

You’re very gropeable yourself

"Okay so I found one of the weirdoes. Why would you want to grope me? Go find a big titty anime girl."

Integra: alright alucard, gimme the rundown.

Alaucard: killed him and found this 100% already dead girl.

A:who I did NOT just turn into a vampire

A: anyways u know how cats bring home dead stuff they think u like?

A: and, unrelated but do u like women?

I:

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.