THIS

THIS

Neurotypicals: *patting my head* You need to use your words, okay? We can’t read your mind! You need to tell us what you want.

Also neurotypicals: *hides their true intentions and desires in layers of subtext, social cues, and white lies*

And there you have it, folks!

Yup

Do you ever just have those days where your autism has had like a double shot espresso and is on its absolute highest amount of shit so you are like stimming but in double time and your special interest is now like overlord interest

Fics will be 4x the length of the actual book, have exquisite, elaborate plots, extreme worldbuilding, leave us emotional wrecks

And it's free? Fanfic is some god tier shit.

(Except the ...uhh weird ones. You have to wade through the swamp to find the gems.)

i truly believe that fanfictions are one of the best things ever invented.

What happened to Aziraphale's sword between him giving it away to Adam & Eve and it showing up at the airbase with War? How did it end up making its way to the post office to be delivered to War?

That's one for people to have fun imagining their own answers to, and one for the fan-fiction writers to use as a starting point build their own stories.

But like why do they look like mechanical teacups with heads

u kno in da good omens opening when they look like this……

 it is good