Fics Will Be 4x The Length Of The Actual Book, Have Exquisite, Elaborate Plots, Extreme Worldbuilding,

Fics will be 4x the length of the actual book, have exquisite, elaborate plots, extreme worldbuilding, leave us emotional wrecks

And it's free? Fanfic is some god tier shit.

(Except the ...uhh weird ones. You have to wade through the swamp to find the gems.)

i truly believe that fanfictions are one of the best things ever invented.

Also: not everyone with binge eating disorder is overweight

Casual reminder that only 6% of people with eating disorders are underweight

But like why do they look like mechanical teacups with heads

u kno in da good omens opening when they look like this……

 it is good

THIS

Neurotypicals: *patting my head* You need to use your words, okay? We can’t read your mind! You need to tell us what you want.

Also neurotypicals: *hides their true intentions and desires in layers of subtext, social cues, and white lies*

my OCD: it’s HIATUS

OCD culture is feeling bad about taking a haitus from your blog without warning anyone beforehand

Is. Is making eye contact a thing people actually DO? So, what, do neurotypicals just stare each other in the eyes when they talk to each other? And they say we’re the weird ones.

Me: Making eye contact with you is a sign of aggression and disrespect, and a challenge to your supposed authority. If I don’t make eye contact it means I respect you, I like you, and/or I respect your authority. Lack of eye contact is a good thing.

Also me: Making eye contact is SUPER intimate. You can almost always see my emotions in our eyes, and you can also usually see signs of our systemhood. If I don’t trust you completely, I will never make eye contact. Lack of eye contact means I don’t trust you.

“Neurotypicals”: You’re a liar, you’re an untrustworthy b!tch, and I don’t want anything to do with you because you won’t make eye contact. 😒

~Kabiel

(he/they/xey; protector, soother)