Oh My God, They Figured It Out

oh my god, they figured it out

Broke: vampires are vulnerable to the trappings of Christianity only, particularly Catholicism, no matter how dubiously applied. (See: Van Helsing's Communion wafer grouting).

Woke: vampires are vulnerable to sincere faith of all kinds, and atheist vampire-hunters need to believe very strongly in the Power of Friendship or their love of Star Trek to get by.

Bespoke: vampires are vulnerable to the faith that they followed when they were alive, and hunters tracking down an ancient vampire are obliged to learn about Neo-Babylonian theology or Middle Palaeolithic bear cults.

pretty sure this was a minigame in kirby star allies

Astronomers discover a giant asteroid hurtling towards Earth. Across the world, panic spreads. Looters ravage cities, families huddle and cry, praying for a miracle. On a lonely hill in the middle of nowhere, a child watches the sky with a baseball bat, poised to swing as the asteroid nears.

using this

have you tried removing your spine?

the shorties are rising, as a diagnosed tall skeleton, I am terrified

The orcs and the lizard-folk have decided on peace, now is the time for us gnomes to rise 

yogurt?

Do you like Pigeons? I think they're neat

Friend shaped they are