White Steven Au Connie

White Steven au Connie

White Connie would be more like her mother Instead of giving Steven patient advice she would give strict lectures 

like in the show she would come to understand her mom more but in the cannon of the show she does that by putting herself in her moms shoes and piecing together her reasons for being a strict mom but white Connie would not have to imagine being in her shoes because white Steven would have a big head and be very out of touch she would be more authoritative and blunt instead of being gentle and carful with her words like a mom she would be straightforward like a teacher 

In the beginning she would have Steven control her so he can handle the stressful introductions and making the friends she would quickly see the problems with that plan and try to make friends on her own 

The relationship between Connie and Steven would be a lot more rocky they would have problems with an uneven power balance Connie would treat Steven like a child that needed to be watched and Steven would be more possessive

Steven would underestimate Connie because she is human he would try to keep her safe and as far away from gem stuff as possible It would be like full disclosure but he would actually go through with it because of that Connie would not be an awesome sword fighter instead she would be a detective type in the show she was already very inquisitive an example of how that would contribute to her role in the plot would be the time she and Steven went to the library to find out about the palaquin as the story progressed she would grow suspicious of Steven and focus on that skill and use her intelligence to find out what Steven was hiding and when she found out she would be the strategist basically instead of liking fantasy adventure books she would like detective mysteries 

Do to Steven being more distant and the lesson she learned early on by being controlled to make friends ending with her learning that the best way to make friends is to be your self and put your self out there she would have more friends and be more comfortable in social situations white Steven would be jealous 

Later in the show Steven would let the power go to his head and as a result stat to abuse his power and Connie would be the one to set him straight with the power of words 

Instead Of a sword she would use words like the speech she gave to the crystal temps or the amazing lecture she gave in the final episode of future this Steven would not be good at speeches so that would be her thing 

Connie would be very manipulative in the show she is a good psychoanalysis here she would also have experience dealing with Steven and be more confident and have more practice with social interactions 

she would be the diplomat slash psychologist just like Steven was in the the show 

When she got a job she would be either a psychologist at a hospital working with doctors like her mom or a detective that works with police and security guards like her dad 

A word about the theory that ranboo is the past time traveler I theorize ranboo was the time traveler and that the overseer’s got attached to him witch is why they are very possessive of Karl and want the new time traveler to spend more time with them they are projecting onto him and fighting over him like parents fighting over a child in a custody battle bad talking each other to Karl and warning Karl to not trust the other there’s also the detail that the the time traveler some how effects the appearance of the two worlds so I’m thinking that that works both ways and the other world affects the appearance of the time traveler witch would explain why he is split down the middle and the colors that are on the sides are black and red and white and green 

GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND

Steven universe the diamonds if they were children

Pink is the oblivious youngest child that is a bit of a brat but also insightful 

Blue is the crybaby child that is it low key spiteful and extremely needy 

Yellow is the obedient child that chides the others when they break the rules 

White is the bossy oldest child that thinks they know more than the others

How I think I’m a squid kid would fit into dream Smp lore if he was white listed

I imagine he would be a rich ex king when he was young he and techno new each other he was sweet and kind and techno was working in the castle as a gardener or something squid got very interested in techno because he didn’t respect him like all the other people that worked for his family and so he had someone teach techno how to sword fight he would regret that decision when his parents died and he was made king he changed during that time and became a huge brat he was a teenager who’s parents died and had the responsibility of running a kingdom thrust upon him the power went to his head and techno watched as this kid he had known got slowly turned into a power hungry and sadistic tyrant that experience was what turned techno into the anarchist we see to day he started a revolution and was going to dethrone squid but before that could happen squid found out he took as much of his valuables as he could and fled that was the first government techno abolished and squid has spent all the time they have been apart stewing and nursing a grudge he has come back for revenge and will use all the wealth power and influence he has left to hire people to go and kill techno 

On a different note he is still rich and has very expensive taste he hears suits not just because he likes to show of his wealth but also because he is very short and looks very young because of his appearance he is mistaken for a child and gets made fun of for that so he try’s to look and act very mature 

Ranboos parents theory

I head cannon that ranboos parents are the other side and the in between personified and the reason they don’t get along is because there son went missing so they are divorced

thats also why they are so invested in Karl they are projecting onto him and are trying to keep him there to replace there son

that might explain why Karl has memory problems they are being taken on purpose

I would very much like that to be true because then there’s a chance there can be a happy ending for Karl were he helps them reconnect with there son and he and ranboo will get there memories back

steven universe if the diamonds had weapons

We already know that that pink diamond used a shield to fight because she didn’t like fighting and because she’s defensive 

I think Yellow would have gauntlets because she is fast and likes to get up close and personal she would channel lightning through them like two tasers 

Blue would use a long distance bow she would make arrows out of her emotional aura it would allow her to increase her range and be more precise 

White would use a fashionable intricate and intimidating hand fan she would use it to block and throw like pinks shield except hers is only for show