I Like To Think That The Gods Are Living In Modern Day But They Dress In Clothes From Their Favorite

I like to think that the gods are living in modern day but they dress in clothes from their favorite time periods

they have all lived for a very long time and they have seen many fashion trends come and go but even as the time passes and fashion evolves they keep the bits they like while adding details that hint at their domains

Jimmy is a cowboy attending a funeral

oli is a medieval bard that has crazy neon colors the bards of the past didn’t have access to in there time

Joel is a Roman toga but a little modernized and artistic

the most up to date with clothes is probably scott he represents the passing of time so he changes his clothes more frequently but not to keep up with

False changes often as well but not to keep up with the trend but instead as the goddess of adventure she loves to try new things and takes inspiration from many different periods she never dresses the same twice but even then she is very practical and casual only choosing to wear clothes she can move around in

Most of them choose a style and stick to it for decades until something new catches their interest

Scott who’s is intertwined within the passing of time changes so his clothes more frequently but not as much as false

pix has the oldest style that doesn’t require him to show a lot of skin probably from Babylon or something really old

so they are very mismatched and look as if they were plucked out wildly different time periods

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Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is know for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

Mcyt pony au grian

Grians birth name is sun crisp apple(it’s real) but he ran away and joined a cult were he was required to give up his name and choose a new one 

So Grian currently goes by blister dawn the reason he ran away  was because he was treated like an outsider do to him not being an earth pony

potential colors schemes

Heavily influenced by @cheerioskid and @crowswithhorns

Empires smp god au seablings

Lizzie is the second oldest god she started out as just an ocean god with only one domain under her belt and for a while she was alone

with time life grew in her ocean but unfortunately they were only single celled organisms who she could not hold a proper conversation

So she continued her lonely life until the first death which resulted in Jimmy the god of death making his first appearance leaving Lizzie shocked

because up until then she thought that there was nobody capable of communicating with her but at the same Time she was happy to not be alone anymore

Empires smp god au grian

I was thinking about adding grian to the god au but I am unsure if I should I mean he did make a guest appearance on empires and I have an hilarious idea on how to fit him in so here it is 

Grian is not a god but he isn’t mortal he is an anomaly a being with a soul that looks like it should be mortal but that jimmy is unable to retrieve for unknowable reasons 

Grian isn’t a god but everyone with the exception of jimmy and oli believes him to be the god of chaos 

Oli knows that grian isn’t the god of chaos because he is the actual god of chaos not that anyone believes him they all think he is some startup god with only the domain over music under his belt but he is so much more

Jimmy collects souls he knows the difference between immortality and mortality but whenever he tells someone they refute him by reminding him that grian is still alive after all this time meaning he is undeniably immortal and it drives jimmy crazy

Grian take great joy in messing with jimmy so when people call him the god of chaos he doesn’t correct them and he just keeps letting them believe it 

He’s not even lying he’s just not denying it sometimes even feeding the rumors by making vague comments about how he’s just so gosh darn chaotic typical chaotic me am I right 

when he and jimmy are in the same room every other sentence will have the word chaos in it 

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Empires smp god au Katherine

Katherine was born the exact moment the first truce was made

she for a time she was the god of peace and equality

but it didn’t last over time her peace turned to order and her equality turned to balance or duality 

@weird-king-eli

You guys started reblogging original post with this silly au all of the sudden and made me think about it again youuuu

I can't get it out of my head

Went through some of the tags and comments

Since I've done Lizzie and Pearl requests in this au

Why stop there

Doc the ibex

It wouldn't make sense giving him his usual technology things

So I made it like aaa plant magic?

Kind of Rafiki of the au