My Friend Of Nearly 8 Years, Goldie.

My friend of nearly 8 years, Goldie.

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This is a poem a dude wrote at me at not so eventful but still rather intoxicating after-rave, it’s definitely bullshit but I’d like to keep it here.

“Your features. Defy all metaphors and im the king of those Your eyes are too pretty to be compared to a city so ill leave it out of all my prose

Your eyes are unlike any ocean i have ever seen Unlike any jewels they break the writing rules And im trying to keep this song clean

So not to mention, despite pretensionp You are infinitely interesting to me It was so unexpected, my feels unprotected Im just thankful for that way you look at me”

- Dude at after rave, December 2012.

Gas craic.

Hernan Bas, Unknown Poet #13 (He was obsessed with color), (2012). 

Michal Trpák, Slight Uncertainty. 

if ur a guy and u touch ur own penis ur gay. sorry i dont make the rules