I Am Flesh And I Am Bone

I am flesh and I am bone

I’ll rise, ting ting, like glitter and gold

I’ve got fire in my soul

Rise up, ting ting, like glitter

Like glitter and gold

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S&P Approved

For @anahhzp​! They requested something with Ian and they have such a warm inviting art style I wanted to write something cute to match it. Partly inspired by a suggestion posted to the main blog by @uovoc​ 

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From: Standards & Practices Cartoon Division <S&P@dismay.com>

To: Ian Beale <bealei@dismay.com>

Subject: Revisions for Episode 257-494

Sent: 20:00

Dear Mr. Beale,

Going over the script and boards for the next episode we have three edits to make. As follows:

Mizar may refer to the character at min. 7 as “Butt-trumpet” or make fart sounds at the sight of him. Doing both is too vulgar for the network.

Please remove all summoning circles from the backgrounds of Mizar’s home. Children may imitate them and subsequently summon demons.

At min34 sec1-30 character Wendala holds a sign for a party including the words “bottles will be spun”. The flyer must be changed because of its inappropriate implications.

Please submit all changes by five on Friday.

Sincerely,

Simon Lorwin

Standards and Practices Division 7

From: Ian Beale <bealei@dismay.com>

To: Standards & Practices Cartoon Division <S&P@dismay.com>

Subject: RE:  Revisions for Episode 257-494

Sent: 01:42

Dear S&P,

Attached are the files with the changes to the boards for episode 257-494.

- Instead of Mizar calling the character out as a total Butt-Trumpet Alcor will instead remind them they are going to die alone.

- All summoning circles have been replaced with summoning rhombuses.

That said I don’t see a problem with the party flyer. Could you be more specific?

- Ian

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