I Wanted To Doodle Before Sleep And My Hand Slipped *dramatic Anime Glasses Intensify*

I wanted to doodle before sleep and my hand slipped *dramatic anime glasses intensify*

I am Ford in this, clearly. Although I headcanon that Stan’s sleep schedule is also terrible.

don’t know if this fits at all with the Pines but the quotes seemed funny enough to me ┐(´ー｀)┌

Neverhuman Au asks for @thelynnonbard

sorry for taking ages

Stan is Stan, he was just never human in the first place (hence the name of the au HA). Stan is a Fae, a changeling slipped into the crib. Unfortunately, Stan has no knowledge of this (sometimes experiencing strange things, but thinking them as normal); only discovering what he truly is after Ford is lost to the portal.

The ‘Taking the Deal’ took place about a few months after Stan loses Ford. Stan makes the deal with an ancient Fae that has claimed the Gravity falls forest as it territory called ‘The Many Sights aka MS or Milly’. After Stan ventured into the deepest part of the forest dubbed ‘The Deep’ trying to escape some old enemies of his that have tracked him down (they do not come out of the forest alive >:3c) and he gets gravely injured.

He discovers he was never human to begin with and has a breakdown, he encounters MS. MS and some forest residents have ill intentions towards Ford for some things he did.

Stan makes a deal with MS to repay for Fords harms to the forest, becoming like a step in keeper/guardian to the forest while MS takes a nap.

Stan stability of keeping his human form is emotional and mentally based. As long as he thinks himself as human it’s pretty simple, believing he was human the first 30 years of his life it came easy. He can control the shifting but as easily when loses focus he loses control. like when he finds out the truth, his forms starts slipping for the first time, glowing green eyes, he starts glowing from the inside ( at the start Stan only has 2 eyes aka 2 sights, and gains 4 more when becoming keeper of the forest, ill get more on that another time)

This also happens when Ford returns and the possibility being kicked out of the shack at the end of summer, Stan starts having a slight identity crisis, pretended to be his brother for so long, trying to remember and get used to who he was before, Stanley is in the sense dead to the world’s eyes, so his form starts slipping, eyes glowing green, 4 more appearing (I actually want to draw this scenario out, hiding them at first with sunglasses etc.) though Stan has not yet fully turned into his full Fae form, fearing to be unable to return to his human form once he does.

Like I said, Stan is Stan and he loves his brother

Before finding out he’s a fae, Stan ate human food fine, though he started realising he has more energy when he is near natural habitats (forests, rivers, fields etc). After becoming aware, he doesn’t need to eat human food to survive, but he still does because of taste. Stan is able to just survive feeding on the forest energy.

However since he is the guardian of it, the forest states affects Stan’s health, if it’s in a good state, he’s good. However since he is connected to it, that now if he spends too long away from the forest (a couple of months) he starts to weaken and he has to return to it. However the type of Fae Stan is known for eating other supernatural creatures (and other Faes to become more powerful and gain the devoured Fae sights) and sometimes humans, though Stan hasn’t resorted to that…yet

Well young and just founded the blind society Fiddleford did get suspicious, but at first only because of Stan taking his brothers place. But he once accidentally walked upon with Stan and all his 6 eyes exposed. Fiddleford was terrified by the sight and shortly wiped his memories of that event while he was still the leader of the Blind Society. Though still years later and now with his memories slowly returning, he may fear for the beast with one eye, though there’s another one with 6 sights close by.

Fords starts to suspect something is off about his brother. At first, he brushes off for not seeing each other for decades, but after awhile starts noticing things. Like the radioactive waste barely had any effect on Stan, disappearing in the middle of the night, suddenly wearing sunglasses inside, claiming it’s a hangover even though he doesn’t smell of alcohol or one time the group encountered a gremgoblin, but left when Stan confronted it. Ford starts to investigate and coming to the conclusion that Stan is not what he seems, maybe possession or some kind shapeshifter.

Ford starts an entry with invisible ink about Stan in the journal. However, felt bad about even writing in the journal about Stanley. He rips out the page though still kept it (which actually neatly ties in with this comic where the twins find the page).

But eventually Ford finds out (one night he follows him). Stan tries to explain everything to Ford as much he can, and about the deal he made so Ford wouldn’t be in danger from some creatures. Ford doesn’t take it too well and it’s like you said yourself in the last ask, it does strain their relationship even more than before.

Hope that answers your questions

also have some code

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Reading more into my General Psych book and it is talking about intelligence. Identical twins almost always have the same IQ levels but if they reach that genetic potential they were born with all depends on environmental factors that encourage the child of reaching it. 

By the laws of science Stanley Pines has the same IQ level as Stanford but they were both treated differently in school and home life so they both developed it differently.

Stan was clearly not a book learner. If I had to peg him as anything I would say he is more hands on. He just goes for something without reading the instructions and can probably do it pretty well. Ford is the typical book learner that teachers love.

Home life was all about Ford and how great he was in school and Stan put all his might into boxing once he figured that was something he could do well and get praise for. Then comes everyone called him dumber then Ford so he never really tried to go for the high test scores because he probably (subconsciously) thought he could never get great grades. 

I know it is old news that Stan is super smart like Ford but I like having the science behind it. 

Rescue and Adoption

In the heart of the fairy mound, there were two identical cradles, each with an identical infant inside.

“One of these babies is the one you bore,” said a fairy. “The other is the changeling we left. You may leave our hall with whichever child you claim as your own. Choose wisely.”

“But they are both my children,” the human mother protested indignantly.

The fairies whispered amongst themselves in surprise and confusion. At last, one asked, “How do you mean?”

“I came to get back the child you stole from me, the one who is mine by blood. I never agreed to give my adopted child back to you.”

Perhaps her words touched the fairies’ hearts; or perhaps her stubbornness impressed them; or perhaps they simply found the argument amusing, novel enough to merit a reward.

She left the fairy mound, an infant in each arm, and brought them home.

NEVERHUMAN AU

NEVERHUMAN AU!!!!!!!!

1) Stan and Dipper go out to the forest to bond and do fae things together. Stan is super quick to tell dipper that mabel is still his sister, just like ford’s still his brother. species and lineage doesn’t matter to family.

2) Ford will occasionally take notes on Stan, but on the whole he’s actually a lot closer with him now that they both have something that makes them weird. He identifies with the supernatural so much, so now that there’s a supernatural creature that’s also his brother that’s always made him feel normal, there’s a lot of stuff Ford’s willing to just let go in this au.

3) Stan is genuinely surprised to know that Ford’s still (even mildly) insecure about the fingers thing. He all six of his eyes/sights out more often to make Ford feel a little more comfortable, and they really get a chance to talk. He’s in his fae form a lot more often after weirdmaggedon.

4) Ford and Mabel start a “My brother is a supernatural creature” club and their first order of business is to find out what hurts faes and make sure any of it within a fifty mile radius of the shack is destroyed.

5) Ford winds up helping Dipper cope with being a changeling, too, they talk about how weird it is to have a sibling that’s not their same species and ford secretly feels strange having felt like and treated as a freak all his life and as a result heavily identified with the supernatural, only to find that his brother is closer to an anomaly than he’ll ever be. But he keeps this to himself for the most part.

Bonus:

6) (not sure if this is already canon or not but) Stan molts. Every winter. Ford is very frustrated and the pipes have to be replaced every spring as a result because Stan cannot clean up after himself.

7) because molting happens in the winter, when dipper first experiences it, he panics and calls stan asking what to do. Ford picks up instead and awkwardly has to explain everything.