Sorry Yall None Of The Museshere Are Working With Me Soim Going To Hop On Carmilla.
sorry ya’ll none of the muses here are working with me so i’m going to hop on carmilla.
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☀ | “ i PROMISED darla i’d take her to see somethin’ ------ she’d ring my neck if i cancelled on it . “

❝ THINGS? ‘falf, i’ve already bought the tickets! whaddaya mean ya’ got t h i n g s goin’ on? — ❞

↝ | “ you can’t rely on LUCK for the rest of your no doubt ticking TIME BOMB of a life, my friend. “

“Bullshit or not – my ideas always have a way of working out. Maybe not in the way you might think it would.” A cheeky little grin. “I’m good at what I do.”
which member of your otp says “no” right after the other takes a deep breath
so my new pup chose his fave toy, so obviously we can’t run out ....


➸ |“ don’t look like a MUTT to me ------ “ simple minded, gorgeous. strong. & the BEST OF THE BEST but so very simple minded. a doofus. “ could show you if you like which of course you do. “

“Turn it down to manageable levels, boss. Thought I was a horndog, met my match, and hey– irony, right?– it’s me.”
Snort. She wants to hit it, still, but chill your ass. Could fuck it, too.
“What else’s pretty, cupcake?”