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@stinkinguts

☀ | “ bein’ your boyfriend doesn’t mean i don’t gotta ask you, darla ------ it’s PROM . “

☀ | “ ---------- with the c h e e s e slices ? “
﹙☂ ﹚ “but see alfalfa, its all about —– - HOW you ask me.”

“did you see how spanky asked mary ann?”

☀ | “ well i never said anythin’ about any cheese slices --------- but i might’ve said something about maybe steppin’ up a bit. if he ( really ) had a heart thumpin’ for her. & all -------- “

﹙☂ ﹚"I thought it was kinda ROMANTIC you know…for spanky,”

“did you COACH him?”
☀ | “ ah shhhhh SHHUCKS ------- “ & lean over, because side by side is the chosen seating set up. apple still crunch & crisp on tongue - a cheek kiss with chewing resuming in chipmunk fashion. “ no other boy has a gal like you though --- “

﹙☂ ﹚"if even half the boys in this world had a heart that was a thumpin’ as TRUE & SWEET as yours, alfalfa, the the human race would be much better off.”

@cutlooose | stabbed my heart

☀ | “ ohhhhh geeze -------- i am in so much t r o u b l e. “ sweating boy, goodness gracious. but really, was it such a huge deal ? it’s not as if TROUBLE was set in place of a respectable middle name. “ ( --- yikes. “
@hmwh | didn’t ask for this fuckery

☀ | “ listen buddy. ya know i wish i could ---------- but i got things goin’ on tonight. “

☀ | “ i PROMISED darla i’d take her to see somethin’ ------ she’d ring my neck if i cancelled on it . “

❝ THINGS? ‘falf, i’ve already bought the tickets! whaddaya mean ya’ got t h i n g s goin’ on? — ❞
☀ | oh yes, that illusive 401k that all of the big wigs ‘round town talk about. apparently it’s something of value for the common man. ah, what ever happened to just good ol’ honest saving. mattress money. “ well a’course he is. you know as good as i do that he wouldn’t be ‘round at all if he wasn’t ---------- “

smile of sorts, skip through memory. “ m’happy for you darla -- i really am. “
( ☂ ) “H-he has a very NICE 401k & plans for us to spend the summer in the Hamptons…”
But those were MATERIAL things & did THINGS make true love happen? Did they make Darla happy?
“Gavin is very GOOD to me, Alfalfa.”

( her tone is soft & those pretty eyes DOWNCAST. )