Random Rant But In My Opinion, That Npc Detective Duo Was The Best Part Of The Holiday Express Update

Random rant but in my opinion, that npc detective duo was the best part of the Holiday Express update (next to Choco Werehound Brute) and I wish there was more of them or that they were playable.

Linzer was cool and I liked her as a protaganist, but Créme Brulee was just so boring to me and I just had more fun with Macaroni and Cheddar.

Oh yea the best part. Devsisters was so witty for having the duo be Macaroni and Cheddar Cheese. LITTERALLY MACARONI AND CHEESE! I love that! They basically handed us a free shipname.

Anyways, I wish we got more of them.

Daily Affocream Hcs Day 5:

Before their wedding, as Clotted was getting ready, he just practiced calling Affogato his husband in the mirror.

Had to run that through google translate but Thank you!

I just found out MY SHITPOST PICTURE is the first thing that comes up when you search Affocream on google!

I AM THE AFFOCREAM CEO

Theres this taunt in Super Smash Bros with Palutena where she like spins on her staff kinda, idk how to describe it, let me find a video

here

… Do you think Affo could do that if he wanted to?

Im looking through all the Cookies w staffs or like “long stick weapons” to see who I think would do that and I’m mostly thinking Golden Cheese, Latte, and perhaps Affo if he was feeling silly.

incorrect quotes centered around Affogato cookie

crunchy chip cookie: Time sensitive question how to flirt boy.

Dark cacao cookie: Throw rocks at him.

Caramel arrow cookie: Hot Dogs.

Affogato cookie: Kill him.

crunchy chip cookie: Thanks guys.

Dark cacao cookie: I am convinced crunchy chip cookie and Caramel arrow cookie share a brain cell.

Affogato cookie: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

crunchy chip cookie: Affogato cookie, I have a couple of words to say to you.

Clotted cream cookie: Please let those two words be “I’m sorry.”

Financier cookie: I’m ready with the bleep button if not.

Financier cookie: Why do you look like that?

Clotted cream cookie, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Financier cookie: Like you’re dead.

Clotted cream cookie: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

crunchy chip cookie: Clotted cream cookie accidentally called Affogato cookie “babe” in front of everyone today.

Clotted cream cookie: *sobs into the floor*

Clotted cream cookie: I love you.

Affogato cookie: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*Clotted cream cookie and Affogato cookie kiss passionately*

Financier cookie, to crunchy chip cookie: You owe me 20 dollars.

Caramel arrow cookie: so what is it like dating Affogato cookie?

Clotted cream cookie: well once he was angry with me and I asked him to bring me a glass of water,he brought me a glass of ice and told me to wait

Caramel arrow cookie: …

Clotted cream cookie: I love him so much 

Caramel arrow cookie : Ooh, somebody has a crush

Affogato cookie: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Cream unicorn cookie I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.

*Later that night*

Affogato cookie, very much awake: Uh oh.

Caramel arrow cookie : I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Affogato cookie: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Cream unicorn cookie walks in*

Affogato cookie: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

Caramel arrow cookie , to Cream unicorn cookie: I mean, I get complimented all the time-

Affogato cookie: *starts cackling*

Caramel arrow cookie : I do!

Affogato cookie: *laughs harder*

Caramel arrow cookie , knocking on the door: Affogato cookie, open up!

Affogato cookie: It all started when I was a kid.

Caramel arrow cookie : That’s not what I-

Cream unicorn cookie: Let them finish!

Caramel arrow cookie : ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful... Affogato cookie: I just wanna fucking marry Cream unicorn cookie!!

Affogato cookie: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you, it'd ruin the mystery.

You know that scene in Titanic when everyone is dead in the water after the ship sinks except for Rose so she has to blow the whistle to let people know shes still alive.

Rose is me (and all my moots)