Yeah Dark Choco Likes Men Yeah

yeah Dark Choco likes men yeah

he's a boy and enby kisser yeah yeah

FINALLYYYYYY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YEAAAA ASCENSION HERE WE GO!!

cookie run is honestly such an unfortunate fandom to be into because there’s a lot of deep lore and literary value to the stories these games tell, but the fandom is populated by 13 y/o tiktok fiends who have never read a book in their lives and immature adults who either act like wannabe influencers and don’t read the story or wannabe rich soho art students who say the dumbest things ever about the story and are also ungodly, unbearably annoying about dumb shit that doesn’t matter

yeah ok

Daily Affocream Hcs Day 6:

Sometimes when Clotted has a hard day, Affo will offer to give him a massage on his shoulders or back because he usually gets sore there.

Daily Affocream Hcs Days 8, 9, and 10:

Coming up w new headcannons everyday is hard bc I never know if theyre good enough or if i said them already so heres three to make up for the days I missed

8. ( @starlightsugar helped w this one) They slowdance together a lot.

9. They love sitting on the beach watching the waves and the sunset

10. Clotted had to teach Affogato how to swim

(Bonus Hc: No one in the Dark Cacao Kingdom knows how to swim including the soldiers, because they’re are no near bodies of water that are safe to swim in)