Basically A Straight Couple Gets Caught In A Storm, Goes To This Castle In Hopes They Find A Phone They

basically a straight couple gets caught in a storm, goes to this castle in hopes they find a phone they can use, but end up getting roped into a queer polycule of drag queens and goths (it has a mature rating tho so be warned)

This close to making a crack au of Rocky Horror Picture Show but Affo is The Drag Queen guy w the kick ass song and Clotted is Rocky bc why tf not. Idk who the others would be, maybe the other aliens are like the other Cookies of Darkness, but like what about the straight people? Yea idk “Clotted Horror Picture Show” ig

I JUST ORDERED MY AFFOCREAM KEYCHAIN!!!!!!! My backpack for this year is purple so I have ideas of making it Affocream themed and sewing on some pearls, embroidering lavenders and making myself pins with my button maker of them

they look so silly, they shoud kiss

Affocream art

I found this audio on tik tok and I felt the need to make it as an incorrect quote with The Gentleman’s Guide again

Percy: Theres a thin line between being a genius and being an idiot. Monty uses that line like a fucking jumprope.

Affocream is slowly going into its “sad gay yearninng” arc

(oops its becoming my old Shrignold story but mlm)

Day 9 pearls