Owari No Seraph Crowley Or Supernatural Crowley I Can't Tell But Yes

Owari no seraph Crowley or supernatural Crowley I can't tell but yes

there's a very thin line between bodyguard boyfriend and trophy wife and Crowley is balancing on it like a goddamn funambulist

Pm Dazai: I lost chuuys

Koyou: How did you LOSE chuuya?!

Pm dazai: To be fair, he is very small.

Why am I laughing so hard

I got an appetite for steallin' I got an appetite for killin' every poor and wretched soul I can find

"You're a loser, Gigglemug"

What do you mean I finished this on Chocolate Heart Day? Happy Valentine's Day Everyone!

Soo here is the three pages I made and for context it's Kai killed this man because he got mad and the man was an asshole and rei was shocked how easily Kai did it

i tried using an incorrect quotes generator

Takao: How did none of you hear what I just said? Rei: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Max: I got distracted about halfway through. Kai: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Boris: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. Yuriy: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

Kai: God, give me patience. Takao: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Kai: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Takao: Kai isn’t answering his phone Rei: I’ll call Takao: Max and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Kai: Hello?

Takao: I’m an idiot. Max: Rei: Kai: Kyouju: Takao: Kai: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

These made me laugh so hard !!!!

Same thing as before, except I wanted to pull the Hilary/Hiromi themed ones out for @hiromimylove

Please enjoy!

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Mariam: Why do you act like we’re three year olds? Salima , exasperated: WHY?!? Salima points at Julia: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR! Salima points at Hilary: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK! Salima points at Mariam: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND! Salima : AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

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Ian, setting down a card: Ace of spades. Spencer, pulling out an Uno card: Draw 4. Salima , pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you! Hilary, trembling: What are we playing?!

*Hilary doesn't know how she got dragged into the room, but she thought they were playing go fish*

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Kai: Watcha doin? Hilary: Stealing my neighbour’s cat. Kai: Scandalous. Kai: Can I help?

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Mariah: *Hugs Hilary from behind* Mariah: *Tucks Hilary's hair behind their ear* Mariah, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.

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Hilary: How would you like your coffee? Emily: As dark and as bitter as my soul. Hilary, shouting to someone behind the counter: Right... I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

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Hilary: I wasn’t that drunk. Max: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. Hilary: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

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Hilary: You know me, Kai, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters? Kai: What? Hilary: I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.”

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Hilary: I hope no one lowkey hates me. Hilary: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Hilary: Go big or go home.