I'd Like Him To Take All My Money Pls

i'd like him to take all my money pls

These two were cut from the same cloth. No two ways about it.

“I’ll never be like him.”

“oh no, my audience has begun to guess the big twists of my story and are accurately predicting what will happen!”

incorrect response: write the rest of the story to be as twisty, shocking and counter to expectations as possible, regardless of whether this is a logical or satisfying way for the plot to go

correct response:

when vincent eventually gets his phone i hope they give him one of those coffin shaped cases to go with it

Can we talk about what a fucking downgrade this was