RANDY YOU'RE A GALAXY BRAIN

RANDY YOU'RE A GALAXY BRAIN

It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are

Out of you and zuke who is heron who is Beakley

Okay so this is hard to answer bc we're nothing like that ship at all so¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Like, they say I'm the mom friend so I'm the Beakley, and they're the Heron. (It would suit them if only bc they're brilliant and extremely passionate about what they love and it shows, but they're also way too sweet and nice and caring to be Heron (no offense bro)). Which I also find ironic considering I'm most likely the mad scientist of the two and they're the tall one and 99% of my impulse control

So.. uh... Yeah

I did say I would color it someday, didn't I?

Actually that someday was last year's November, so I figured I could save it for this year XD

consider: au where beakley and heron was swapped and webby has feral grandmother heron

RANDY

RANDY

RANDY

YOUR MIND-

I??? LOVE THIS AU SO MUCH??? I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT AAAAAHHHHH

This is gonna be a bit long, just saying

Just

Webby and Heron being tiny feral badasses, dramatic and over the top together. Heron trying to tone down the aggressivity around Webby bc she's sweet and pure and she will NOT scar her granddaughter with her short temper (probably bonds with Donald over this). ALSO, SOFT HERON.

At first people are never intimidated by her bc she's a small grandma with her tiny apron and her angery expression, what's she going to do lmao, give them a stern talk? Cue swift kick in the face.

Webby's probably the only reason the Beagle Boys, Glomgold, etc. are still alive. Heron is actually out to see the world burn, but noo, she's supposed to be the good guy and set an example for Webby smh.

(Webby finds out they're not blood-related way after HDL move in, and it's just like that one scene in Kung Fu Panda.

"Guys, I just found out my granny isn't really my granny QwQ"

"Your granny, the black heron?"

"yeah :'("

But it doesn't really matter bc at the end granny is still granny and they both love each other with their whole heart)

Also the McDuck-Heron adventures would be something else lmao. They both just. Yeet the braincell out of the window. Heron's convinced that she's the responsible one, I mean have you seen Scrooge?? but they're actually just two idiots that end up winning with a mix of chance, the craziest plans and creating so much chaos the enemies end up not knowing what the hell is going on anymore. Spend half the time bickering and trying to outsmart each other and the other half trying not to die. Somehow end up being best friends.

Duckworth probably has the time of his life messing with her since it's surprisingly easy. Also, she tiny. Also, Heron and Quackfaster are feral lesbian solidarity and you can quote me on that.

I fear for this AU's Heron tho

Like

Imagine unhinged FOWL Beakley

She's already a one woman army in canon, now add an extense knowledge about robotics and chemistry, a robotic arm with countless weapons, an hyperfixation on revenge and zero fucks to give. We all know Webby is her weakness in canon, but she has no Webby in here. I'm just gonna go ahead and assume she doesn't actually want to kill Black Heron bc otherwise I'm pretty sure she would have done so a looong time ago.

(side note but Beakley threatening Webby to get the formula. My heart-)

Redemption au Black heron looks feral even as a child and I love it so much.

She's a feral tiny gremlin and that hasn't changed over the years ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As always, click for a better quality

I'll probably focus on the other parts of the ep once I get myself to draw but meanwhile

I??? Love them so much???

Tfw you're a supergenius inventor that can create rays capable of manipulating people's brains and intelligence

But you don't think that MAYBE going to pick up your boss while he's undercover with a huge ass logo that tells everyone you're part of a secret villain organization is a bad idea.