aili-not-ally

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aili-not-ally

11 months ago

FOLLOW-UP

For some reason, I now can't get over the idea of Zestial dating Angel's mom. I have no idea why. It'd just be funny.

On the subject of Angel's family

So we know Henroin is the shitty dad, Arackniss is the grouchy brother, Molly is the bubbly twin sister...

But what about Angel's mother?

I cannot be the only one who wants her to be an absolute backflipping, neck-breaking, war-starting, shoe-throwing tea-sipping, iconic acrobaddie who would go to war for her children and can take down ten men in five minutes

IN HEELS.

Hey Angel's gotta get it from somewhere, and it sure as fuck ain't coming from Henroin

(I also picture her looking like @zerosenpie's rendition of her. For now, I'm calling her Yvonne.)

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zestial angel dust angel's mother hazbin hotel ♡ reblog ♡ i cant tag bleh

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aili-not-ally

9 months ago

Big Happy Family

K'Sante: We're like a big happy family!

K'Sante: And I'm the dad

K'Sante: And Yone's the mom!

Yone: Why am I the mom?

Yone: What gender roles are we pushing here?

Kayn: I know they're probably thinking I'm like the son, but I'm not

Kayn: I'll be the gay emo cousin

Ezeral: I will be the son!

Ezreal: The hotshot whose only dream…

Ezreal: …is to be a star

Sett: I feel like I'd be a… fresh outta jail uncle

Aphelios: And I'm the sassy aunt

Aphelios: pulling his mask down with a shit-eating grin Who talks shit about everyone

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the chokehold they have on me heartsteel league of legends sett lol aphelios lol yone lol k'sante lol shieda kayn ezreal lol the noctum probably doesn't exist in the riot records universe so aphelios would be selectively mute he only speaks to drop the most random shit on heartsteel like that i cant tag bleh

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aili-not-ally

6 months ago

Indeed. And such blasphemy shall not stand. We shall be judged for this, I can feel it.

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aili-not-ally

1 year ago

One of them must also be gay, it is a requirement

think about sibling-centered tragedies too hard and I turn into a mangy dog with rabies

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come on don't tell me you didn't notice avatar the way of water genshin impact arcane i cant tag bleh ♡ reblog ♡

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aili-not-ally

11 months ago

On the subject of Angel's family

So we know Henroin is the shitty dad, Arackniss is the grouchy brother, Molly is the bubbly twin sister...

But what about Angel's mother?

IN HEELS.

Hey Angel's gotta get it from somewhere, and it sure as fuck ain't coming from Henroin

(I also picture her looking like @zerosenpie's rendition of her. For now, I'm calling her Yvonne.)

Tags :

angel dust molly hazbin hotel Arackniss henroin angel's mother hazbin hotel i am going to be on about this for DECADES i cant tag bleh

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