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Off-topic but Gueimeis baking - sorry I misspoke - Meis doing all the damn work while Gueira "provides moral support" and licks the frosting off the beaters is a vibe

2022 prompt, part 1, PART 2!, part 3 (it's coming)

MAY THE SERENADES BEGIN

Also posted on instagram and twitter!

(November 28th, 2023)

On the subject of Angel's family

So we know Henroin is the shitty dad, Arackniss is the grouchy brother, Molly is the bubbly twin sister...

But what about Angel's mother?

I cannot be the only one who wants her to be an absolute backflipping, neck-breaking, war-starting, shoe-throwing tea-sipping, iconic acrobaddie who would go to war for her children and can take down ten men in five minutes

IN HEELS.

Hey Angel's gotta get it from somewhere, and it sure as fuck ain't coming from Henroin

(I also picture her looking like @zerosenpie's rendition of her. For now, I'm calling her Yvonne.)

ladies and gentlemen

the internet at its finest

FOLLOW-UP

For some reason, I now can't get over the idea of Zestial dating Angel's mom. I have no idea why. It'd just be funny.

On the subject of Angel's family

So we know Henroin is the shitty dad, Arackniss is the grouchy brother, Molly is the bubbly twin sister...

But what about Angel's mother?

I cannot be the only one who wants her to be an absolute backflipping, neck-breaking, war-starting, shoe-throwing tea-sipping, iconic acrobaddie who would go to war for her children and can take down ten men in five minutes

IN HEELS.

Hey Angel's gotta get it from somewhere, and it sure as fuck ain't coming from Henroin

(I also picture her looking like @zerosenpie's rendition of her. For now, I'm calling her Yvonne.)

Big Happy Family

K'Sante: We're like a big happy family!

K'Sante: And I'm the dad

K'Sante: And Yone's the mom!

Yone: Why am I the mom?

Yone: What gender roles are we pushing here?

Kayn: I know they're probably thinking I'm like the son, but I'm not

Kayn: I'll be the gay emo cousin

Ezeral: I will be the son!

Ezreal: The hotshot whose only dream…

Ezreal: …is to be a star

Sett: I feel like I'd be a… fresh outta jail uncle

Aphelios: And I'm the sassy aunt

Aphelios: pulling his mask down with a shit-eating grin Who talks shit about everyone

Ya girl's watching A Sign of Affection

I'm not even five minutes in and I would already die for Yuki

faduh I am predador

Okay so this just came to me: Husk's tail is kind of like a feather cat toy, right? Imagine the babies' cat instincts kick in and they try to mess with it, not registering that it's really their daddy

YOU. YOU ARE A GENIUS I had to draw this immediately omgomgomg

Sometimes a family can be a polycule of four autists and their talking dog and I think it’s beautiful

This is Yuki

Yuki loves her personal space

This is Itsuomi

ITSUOMI ALSO LOVES YUKI’S PERSONAL SPACE

not really sure what I’m supposed to b doing abt this but imma piss off and come back on the 18th not like anyone cares but yeet

HAHAHAHAAHAH

my friend told me like last week his step-dad told her that 'i'm the alpha of this wolfpack' and me and them laughed our guts out

Shows that I have a unhealthy obsession with and will keep that obsession to the day I die:

Monster High

Ouran High School Host Club

Gravity Falls

MLP: Friendship is Magic

Steven Universe (+ Future)

Kotoura-san

Sofia the First

Wizards of Waverly Place

Teen Titans

Movies that I have an unhealthy obsession with and will never cease to write and talk about:

Lion King (all of ‘em)

The Aristocats

Fox and the Hound

Lady and the Tramp

Ponyo

Your Name

Musicals/Plays that I am obsessed with and if given the chance will direct the shit out of:

Our Town

Young Frankenstein

Othello

Harvey

Hamilton (duh)

Add your own additions!

OMG THANK YOU. THIS IS ME WITH MY POOKIE WOOKIE BEAR. AND EVERYONE SAYS WERE DATING BUT HONESTLY IN REALITY WERE JUST REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS.

Can you do something for me, please?

I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. 

Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another. 

Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it. 

I tried to write fanfic and instead made this! Got me into the right headspace for writing but now I need to go to bed if I want to wake up in time for work. Seriously thrown together in two hours don't hate.

Apoctober Day 6: Womb

SHINee line dance [Lucifer-Everybody]

Klance/Laith Soulmates

He couldn’t do this right now he just couldn’t. He heard Lance calling him back. He didn’t look back he wasn’t ready yet he’d told Blue -no Lance- that. He continued to walk away he didn’t know to where he just needed to leave. The tingling sensation on his wrist just wouldn’t disappear he knew Lance was writing to him trying to understand, talk it out still be friends but more, soulmates were meant to be romantic, -though rarely they would be platonic- he knew Lance would want more eventually, but he can’t well not yet.

He looked at where his walking had brought him The Blade of Marmora, the Martial art school run by the Marmora family, his family. He took out his key and opened the door he closed it without looking back by reflex. He unlatched the door labeled staff room, the soft scent of lavender mixed with lemon that most people thought it odd or weird smell on the other hand he adored it.

He walked past his Ojichan’s -or Kolivan as him and Acxa had started to calling him by his first name- desk a picture of himself with Acxa next to him their one of their mother’s hand on each of their shoulders his uncles Thace and Ulaz standing next to mom and Regris in between them Kolivan and Hal-aneoji -Antok- had arms around each other shoulders. All of them smiling a rare sight.

He sat down and finally looked down at his arm the words made him frown slightly ‘why did you leave?’ Lance’s writing was messy and Keith could feel the pain and hurt radiating off of it. ‘I told you I wasn’t ready yet’ he new Lance would almost immediately write back ‘but why?’ 

Why? A simple question with a very complicated answer. Keith was scared that’s why, he didn’t want Lance to leave mom had left and chosen to take Acxa with her -Keith knew that was what his dad told him a it was a lie but, still- then dad left for a bar and only came back when the someone lit the house on fire came in when everyone told him not to and threw Keith out. Then the foster parents left, or just weren’t there for him, and then the Shiroganes came Mrs. Shirogane died Shiro and him got separated in the system -they meet back up a few years back when Keith moved into town-. And then Keith found out the entire time he was in the system Kolivan and Antok were trying to get custody for him. Unable to because they weren’t citizens of The United States Of America.

During the time when he lived with the Shiroganes he found out and was so confused as to why? -why did it take so long to find out? why couldn’t they just have picked him up or something? Why not mom where was her and Acxa in all of this?- After Mrs. Shiroganes death, the Marmora family got custody, he moved to Korea and they became his family. They moved to Texas started a martial art school, Ulaz got a job as a doctor, Antok and Kolivan as security guards, Thace as a cafe worker, along with Regris who meet his soulmate Ilun.

Through it all there was a constant his soulmate nicknamed  ‘Blue’ or ‘Sharpshooter’ who he always told everything, the one person he new he could trust, the eye of the hurricane, the silence in the screams.

He thought Lance knew that so when he came and he figured it out Keith ran, he left his soulmate the person who has always there for him person he would talk to when he felt insignificant, he left like everyone did to him.

Now he sat there Lance waiting for an answer so enthusiastic about meeting his one true love, his other half and he just straight up left.

‘Cause I was scared. Scared you would leave, and then I left you, I’m sorry.’ He didn’t say sorry often the red ink was there for a moment before he realized what lance would ask or think about doing. He knew Lance was probably just gonna ask to meet up. Keith heard the door open. Immediately recognizing the voices Lance’s and Acxa’s. Of course his twin sister betrayed him. He walked out of the staff room.

“Hi Sharpshooter.”

Acxa just smirked and walked out.

“Hi Samurai, do you wanna talk? Or something?”

“Sure”.

Got all Japanese and Korean words from google translate so please correct me if wrong.

Hal-Abeoji is Korean for Grandpa 

Ojichan is Japanese for Grandfather

Edit: I actually forgot to add a title I was laughing after I added one.

FOLKLORE CREATURE HIGHLIGHT

THE WENDIGO (this is my first time posting so sorry if it is bad and please let me know about any inaccuracies, also if you want me to go into more or less detail in the future just let me know)

The wendigo is a spirit from native American mythology, here's some info about it.

The creature is found in the north of the USA and Canada. A wendigo used to be a person until they committed canabalism or were overcome by greed. They can possess people and just a touch can drive someone insane.

They are mainly depicted as tall and skinny with bones poking through the skin. Other times they are hairy but often are shown without fur. One interpretation of a wendigo can be seen in my profile picture.

They have many powers including extreme regeneration and controlling the weather. Wendigo enjoy playing with their food and will hunt and stalk them for days, the only way to keep them at bay is a fire. The only way to kill them is to destroy their icy heart. So next time you go camping keep your eyes peeled for the canabal spirit of the woods.

Hi! I’m new here, so here’s one of my drawing ig

I love red guy sm <3

Bro my cough's so bad to the point where i can barely say a sentence without coughing or sounding raspy 💀