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my vampire gf cant visit my crypt cuz they fucking buried me in a church cemetery fuck my entire unlife i wish i killed myself when i was alive
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Hey. No. I killed myself when I was alive and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me. You do not get to joke about that shit just because youre dead. Suicide jokes are never funny.
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its not a joke im serious. if i had just offed myself when i had the chance my grave wouldnt be holy ground and my girlfriend wouldnt literally burn when she enters my crypt.
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oh if its holy ground thats the issue you just gotta figure out a way to desecrate it
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okay like how
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ill kill myself over ur grave if u want
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thanks but im not looking for a roomie
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ur hellhound scares me
So where the hell does all this hate for the so called "Ultramarine Simp" boogeyman Matt Ward come from?
You can't bring up anything about the Smurfs without Ward being brought up and dragged for an alleged infatuation for the Codex Astartes, rivalling little shit Leandros.
I own no books or tabletop codexes so I am completely lost on why everybody seems to hate him.
Basically, back when codexes still had authorial names attached, Matt Ward was the front-facing writer for a collection of them, both 40k and Fantasy. Some of them were perfectly fine, some of them were not great. There was a trend of faction bias through them that resulted in a couple of very distinct overblown narratives that didn’t mesh with the established canon well. Every codex is inherently supposed to hype up its respective faction, but there was a general feeling that some of these codexes stepped over the line into being narratively masturbatory.
Now, this is far from the only time situations like this have occurred in Warhammer media, and Matt wasn’t the sole source of content for the codexes, but the hivemind of a particular subset of Warhammer neckbeards (the ones who think 4chan is peak internet) decided that he was personally attacking their IP. So they sent him death threats. And threatened people around him. And said really fucked up shit. Because they were a bunch of maladjusted keyboard crusaders. They also massively overexaggerated Matt’s impact upon the canon of the setting and the extent of the poor writing choices across the codexes.
Matt isn’t any kind of boogeyman. The codexes attached to him contain plenty of perfectly good content. They just also suck off the Ultramarines and Kaldor Draigo a bit too much, but not in such a way that it had any meaningful impact upon the setting other than “That writing’s a bit shit and doesn’t line up”. Not something new to any Warhammer setting, conceptually. It was absolutely no reason for the utterly disgusting and unhinged shit he had levelled at him afterwards.
I really don’t like the way Guy Haley has written Cawl, right? I’m not gonna threaten him and declare him solely responsible for the character’s presence in a fictional setting owned by someone else, because I’m not a fucking moron.
TLDR; “Matt’s” codexes contained some continuity errors and some hyperbolic factional portrayals. A bunch of pissbabies/neckbeards threatened to kill him over this and declared him the antichrist. Fuck those people, honestly.
Hiii, I haven’t played the tabletop in a while so I’m kinda out of the loop, why do you have such a burning hatred for 10th? Is it really that bad?
I don't have a "burning hatred" for it, I just think it's shit. A lot of questionable design philosophies, balancing issues and points cost changes that have resulted in a play environment that feels muddled and robbed of impact.
On top of that, 10th edition has served as a transitory point for the intended simplification of game mechanics... except the stuff in it wasn't playtested. Instead, they released "free" rules for the edition, feigned as generosity, and had the playerbase playtest the game for them before releasing official codexes with slightly more cogent rules (that the players now have to pay for, obviously).
TLDR; It's possibly the laziest and most cynical edition of the game they've done so far, it's badly balanced, they got the playerbase to playtest it for them, and then charged a premium for the "fixed" rules which are somehow more impenetrable than usual.
What primarch would be the most scared if a normal human child smiled at them?
Leman, because he thinks baring your teeth is a sign of aggression, and so will, for a brief moment, instinctively become defensive and assess the child for potential threats