My Favourite Part Of Penguins Of Madagascar Was Definitely Dave Putting Actors And Actresses Names In

My favourite part of Penguins of Madagascar was definitely Dave putting actors and actresses names in normal sentences.

(getting work done thanks to @dindjvrins)

Broke: A forced, awful scene of all the female characters racing together to do something barely essential to the plot for girl power points

Woke: all the female characters kicking the shit out of a nazi

“That was HORRIFYING!” featuring the tamest jumpscare of all time

Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound

This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.

We need to work on our own boring procedures and figure out a strategy to find Grievous. Right.