Crumb!!!!

crumb!!!!

i did make a pattern too btw if anyone’s interested 👀

My deepest apologies to the cosplayer I met at starkid innit who was very obviously cosplaying Hannah, who I mistook for Trevor from the barbecue monologues for some fucking reason

artistic recreation

I am never living this down

The Run Away With Me music video is so funny to me bc the first time I watched it I immediately was like “whoever directed this just made it for Curt and Kim” and then I looked at who directed it and

of course it was directed by Curt. Curt Mega just made a music video of him being in love with his with wife for three minutes and that’s so real of him

Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins are everything to me. They are soulmates and find each other in every universe but they almost never get past the awkwardly flirting stage before the world ends. They are both losers. They find each other every time an apocalypse commences. They are the only normal people in the whole universe. They are doomed by the narrative. They hate musicals. He tips her 5 dollars and she spits on everyones coffee. They are Orpheus and Eurydice coded. They are a spark that never turns into fire. They are intimate but don't like labels. They are the only constant thing in every timeline. They are what it could have been but never meant to be. They meet in that coffee shop again and again forever. He'll order a black coffee and she'll ask him for his name. And the loop will start all over again.

nerdy prudes must die am I right

Battle for the Second Best Kurt Solo - Semifinals, Match 2