Nerdy Prudes Must Die Am I Right

nerdy prudes must die am I right

oh no

Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins are everything to me. They are soulmates and find each other in every universe but they almost never get past the awkwardly flirting stage before the world ends. They are both losers. They find each other every time an apocalypse commences. They are the only normal people in the whole universe. They are doomed by the narrative. They hate musicals. He tips her 5 dollars and she spits on everyones coffee. They are Orpheus and Eurydice coded. They are a spark that never turns into fire. They are intimate but don't like labels. They are the only constant thing in every timeline. They are what it could have been but never meant to be. They meet in that coffee shop again and again forever. He'll order a black coffee and she'll ask him for his name. And the loop will start all over again.

like getting punched in the face, i swear to god.

crumb!!!!

i did make a pattern too btw if anyone’s interested 👀

If Duke Keane has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Duke Keane has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Duke Keane has only one fan then that is me. If Duke Keane has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Duke Keane, then I am against the world.