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The Lande of Violet Mists

Welcome, dear traveller, to our fantastical lande shrouded in swirling violet mists. Here we study how stories shape our lives, how words weave wonders before our eyes. Here we are enamoured of love and the connections betwixt people. Here we seek daring adventures in our wild lande, delving into the unknown at every turn. But mostly, here you'll find my obsession with any number of things, like Doctor Who, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, MCR's Danger Days, or any number of others from the ever-shifting tide of obsessions through which I cycle. My more-used sideblog is blagueofchaos if you ever wish I posted more :) She/her, 27

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Wiggling The String Toy For My Cats

*Wiggling the string toy for my cats*

*I swing it over to Maple's paws*

Maple: Mother you are breaking my immersion. No prey would so readily surrender itself to me. I am a hunter to be feared. Mother I cannot believe that this is a creature I am meant to hunt. It should fear me. It should tremble and flee before--

*I swing the toy away*

Maple: Mother. That is simply too far. I am not going over there.

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1 year ago

The other night I had a dream that there was a hot new parody of the song Lump by Presidents of the United States of America. Tragically, I don't remember any of the parody lyrics beyond the chorus of "she's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump" being replaced with "he's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump".

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I know there's a lot of talk about people making dreams up just because they want to invent a meme but genuinely I just woke up with that stuck in my head and vague memories of annoying my grandma with it in my dream that said. feel free to get on this. just don't forget to credit ya girl Alfhildr! :) what an appropriate band name too. I was just like‚ nice one subconscious! haha ugh if I actually do make this a real meme though my grandma's gonna kill me. she's a pretty big Trump fan unfortunately I don't think she knows I'm Alfhildr though... anyways it's a darn catchy song lump Presidents of the United States of America in more than one sense donald trump listen there's a Bible verse about rejoicing in the downfall of the wicked is there not? eh google is giving me mixed messages on that one actually but I still remember our baptist minister quoting it and cheering when our town palm reader went out of business when I was a kid feel a touch guilty posting this in case I do start something but I think it's justifiable perhaps anyways. here you go internet. do what thou wilt with that parody songs political satire dreams memes from dreams genuinely feel like this could start something and I both do and don't want the credit I'm currently living in my grandma's basement you see (in my Gerard Way era) we had a huge fight yesterday... anyways I've rambled in the tags long enough i ramble

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alfhildr-the-word-weaver

1 year ago

I gotta say it's poetic that song #100 on my youtube recap is Saturday by Fall Out Boy. My playlist ends the same way as a Fall Out Boy concert. Couldn't've planned it better.

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fall out boy saturday youtube recap which is my version of spotify wrapped I just don't care for a lot of the functionality of Spotify tbh random thoughts actually using my blog to blog trying to remember what organizational tags I even use music year in review my music taste bandom poetic moments

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alfhildr-the-word-weaver

11 months ago

Watched it. Cried a lot. Still crying. I have mixed feelings about it tbh but well... it happened I guess.

It's wild because I have exactly one episode of Vampire Diaries left and I've been saving it since *checks blog* a little over a week ago (versus the six episodes a night I was watching back in season 1) and I keep telling myself I have to watch the ending if only so I know what I'm working with in fic but also I do want to see the return of Elena (and Katherine) but also I don't want to see Stefan die (or Damon and Elena in a flashforward apparently? How will they have time for all this, honestly?) but I do want to see how they manage to break the curse with Bonnie still alive (but maybe it wouldn't be so bad to write my fic without knowing) but I don't know. I'm notorious for not watching the last few episodes of shows I love (White Collar, Psych, Once Upon a Time, although that last I ragequit over many minor grievances with multiple seasons left so it's not really the same thing) but I keep telling myself that if you don't watch the end of a thing then you just have less of the thing that you love but like I turned the TV on to watch it just now and I'm actually so nervous? I both do and don't want to watch it so intensely, so I had to open up tumblr and blog about it. I could save it another week but I want to watch it before the intensity of my obsession starts to fade but I know this is going to hurt me, emotionally and profoundly. Maybe I can stretch it out to two episodes by stopping in the middle or something idk. But aaaaaaaaa I don't know I'm not ready but I feel like I have to watch it. Help me I don't know. I need some of you internet people to come over and watch this with me or something lol I don't know. I'm so nervous I'm not prepared but I don't want to put this off forever either. And once it's done I could start rewatching. But like, aaaaaaaaa!!

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idk. it's gonna take me some time to sort through all this obviously I'm not wholly satisfied with it but it did what it could I guess it definitely felt rushed at the end if Bonnie's powerful enough to break the coma spell why isn't she powerful enough to pull Enzo out of the dimension she made and therefore controls some acceptable Delena moments but I wish they had like. actually gotten to have a conversation I wish she'd gotten to be a character with agency in the episode too and not just another moonstone for most of it not sure why I put more of my thoughts in the tags than the post but oh well I'm gonna go to the tag and process TVD 8x16 continued ramblings

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11 months ago

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