Apollo: Can You Please Stop Drinking And Help Me Get Your Pet Snake Off My Leg?

Apollo: Can you please stop drinking and help me get your pet snake off my leg?

Dionysus: ...

Apollo: What?

Dionysus: That's my grandpa.

Apollo: Oh...

Apollo: ...

Apollo: Is he always that dry?

Dionysus: Not really. He sheds his skin from time to time.

Did a quick search on PDB in order to see how different is Perseus' Personality Type in Greek Mythology Vs. In Clash of the Titans.

Now I understand why people claim that they made him dirty.

Sarah J. Maas and the long-term consequences left by romanticizing abusive relationships and downplaying toxic men's vile actions while portraying the actual decent guys as abusive and toxic.

‘Feminist’ retelling be like “they called Medusa a monster just for being ugly 😔😭” and then design her like this:

Can't get over the fact that the Temple of Aphrodite from Knidos was rediscovered by a woman named Iris Love.

There's also this satyr Dionysus is often depicted with, yet he doesn't seem to have any name either.

I'm surprised Hephaestus’ donkey never had an official name…